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JIM GOSS There's a tremendous amount of support, a network of support, for this kind of thing.
TOM HUDSON We also approached Yahoo, MSN, and AOL. They all complied with our request.
CHARLES MILLER Microsoft has complied with our request, as has Yahoo and AOL. We have not analyzed the data yet.
CHARLES MILLER If you leave the boundaries of the U.S., it's MSN and Yahoo. ... You don't find a whole lot of AOL,
BLAKE IRVING Yahoo had far less to gain from a relationship with AOL than did the other companies.
SCOTT KESSLER I have had a tremendous amount of encouragement from constituents across the county ? when people se...
DOYLE ARP AOL is very aggressively going after broadband. Does this deal put them at a disadvantage? I don't k...
BRUCE SMITH There was a tremendous amount of snow on the ground, averaging more than two to three feet across mu...
ALEX SOSNOWSKI It affected (network) traffic going to and coming from the West Coast and other Western parts of the...
JOHN TAYLOR The large amount of drugs that are freely coming and going across the northern border in our county ...
FRANK ROGERS They have to do this to survive, compete and thrive, because MSN is in a pitched battle with Yahoo, ...
LAURA DIDIO There's a tremendous amount of speculative money going into energy futures.
JAMES CORDIER Heck, Google Talk doesn't even feature a box to let you search for things, as rival products from AO...
DANNY SULLIVAN Overall we had a tremendous day. It's one of our fastest years in the last 10, there is just a treme...
MATT FRANKS There's been a tremendous amount of work that's been done that you can't see in Columbia...
DUANE G. CAREY We asked them to do a tremendous amount.
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MARK PHELAN There's going to be a tremendous amount of rebuilding. There are going to be a lot of bonds out of t...
JAMES CONN All this talk about a war with Iraq is adding a tremendous amount of volatility in all the markets. ...
ALAN KRAL All the ADs are good friends. We're all in the same situations, and I see a tremendous amount of coo...
CHARLIE MCFALL Yahoo has a strong foothold in that entertainment space. They've made strong partnerships that will ...
CHARLENE LI I don't believe today's rumor. Yahoo doesn't make as much sense as AOL because they are not a propri...
JEFF FIELER The perception here is that traffic on the Internet was weak and, definitely, Yahoo!'s numbers are g...
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C. MICHAEL ARMSTRONG Jeff did a tremendous job for us in South Africa,
JACK NICKLAUS We needed a tremendous amount of manpower to get the water and the hose up to extinguish the fire,
ROBERT SWEENEY In our case, we monitor both our internal and external traffic, and found that if we installed it on...
RICH ACKERMANN I do think it's clear that people are starting to focus on earnings and when people are going to sta...
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KELLY JONES We want to fold Jeff in there and see how he's going to adapt. We didn't put any concrete numbers on...
MIKE SCIOSCIA We have collected a tremendous amount of data. It's been very successful.
JEFF SPENCE I have to say there is going to be a tremendous amount of pressure on my staff just to do the accoun...
ROBERT MORALES I have a tremendous network of friends and colleagues at other firms.
AILEEN LEE We're extremely excited about the assets that Yahoo has in the areas of Sports and Finance and E...
LOWELL MCADAM They have a sizable amount of traffic. Advertisers will want to reach that audience, and buying thro...
DANNY SULLIVAN They've spent a tremendous amount of money on this case, and it's taken a tremendous toll on the pro...
COLIN MURRAY Obviously there's a tremendous amount of pride.
CHAD BOLSER We think [the library] is an irreplaceable asset where we can unlock a tremendous amount of value,
ALEX YEMENIDJIAN Manual has a tremendous amount of speed, and we have a great deal of respect for that. We're looking...
BOB BEATTY Our biggest issue, financially, is the tremendous amount of backlog maintenance we have.
DAVE GOULD It's a high amount of demand, small amount of time ... could sell out ... really drives that much tr...
PETER DABOLL He is feeling a tremendous amount of disappointment.
DAVE ALLEN They can do a tremendous amount of damage.
BOB OLESON There's a tremendous amount of growth down there.
DOUG COMPTON It does have a tremendous amount of people.
JEFF COREY Our understanding is that MSN and AOL have complied with the government's request, that Yahoo has pr...
ADEN FINE Our understanding is that MSN and AOL have complied with the government's request, that Yahoo has pr...
ADEN FINE Our understanding is that MSN and AOL have complied with the government's request, that Yahoo has pr...
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DANNY JORDAAN I don't see any reason why Yahoo could not establish trust and reliability as a common carrier -- th...
JAY ROSEN Yahoo has done a spectacularly good job of buying these small companies and letting them retain the ...
ALLEN WEINER The Internet is a powerful way to make lots of money, ... But we are not going to buy Yahoo!.
SUMNER REDSTONE Target is a tremendous advertiser. They have a fantastic reputation, and they generate a lot of traf...
BILL FRENCH I feel we've lost about 25 feet of dunes, ... We lost a tremendous amount of sand.
JIM CARTER We anticipate putting a lot of traffic onto the network. As more users go onto T-Mobile, we'll pay [...
DOUG LOEWE In New York, I get a tremendous amount of ideas by looking at the paintings and the sculptures, adap...
MARTHA STEWART There are lots of lessons to learn from Amazon. Never stop innovating or questioning the fundamental...
BRAD STONE It has eliminated a tremendous amount of man hours.
DOMENIC ALFONZETTI It does certainly seem like everyone is interested in AOL these days, particularly because of its (l...
GARY STEIN done a tremendous amount in the first phase of reinventing Virgin.
DAVID MUNNS We don't lose a tremendous amount of members annually, but it's still a big number to replace every ...
BRAD ROEBER Defensively, we improved a tremendous amount over Monday's game. We just didn't get the timely hits.
JOSE RAMOS We're having one of our mildest winters, yet crude and products futures are rallying. There's a trem...
JAMES CORDIER He's a kid with a tremendous amount of passion for the game.
ED LEEMAN It just amazes me that AOL can be so intransigent. AOL Instant Messenger is the industry standard. I...
DAVID STROM There's a tremendous amount of exhilaration, but I also think that this is what we expected.
BRANDON HOYTE We had a fairly light year for leasing, but a tremendous amount of investor activity in 2005.
EVAN M. MAGRILL We're aren't expecting a tremendous amount of precipitation from this.
GREG SCHOOR In my view, it's irreverence, foolish confidence and naivety combined with persistence, open min...
VINOD KHOSLA There will be a tremendous amount of work after the roll-out.
GALE KLAPPA To tell the truth, Belmont gets the lion's share of projects in the district, basically because of t...
LLOYD MACADAM We believe there's a tremendous opportunity ahead across the $5 trillion retail market globally.
JEFF BEZOS The traffic, follow the traffic. When you see a lot of traffic at a place, that means cheaper gas.
JERRY BUTLER We should check the large amount of air traffic and air cargo between the United States and Asia thr...
HON IP We have a tremendous amount to do. We have done some positive things, but we still have real work in...
DAN CAMP AOL wants to be the CBS network of the Internet, ... They want to be a broadcaster. Two critical iss...
GERRY KAUFHOLD If you don't have a policeman to stop traffic and let you walk across the street like you are somebo...
JOHN C. WHITE Dave has done a tremendous job of developing a very extensive recruiting network and that has helped...
LUKE REIGEL The traffic there is only going to increase and instead of two lanes of traffic, cars (turning left)...
JEFFREY YOUNG There are a tremendous amount of environmental issues that are on the table.
ED RENDELL The plastic created very thick smoke, ... There was a tremendous amount of smoke.
PETER BYRNE I think in a way the world owes him and his memory a tremendous amount of gratitude.
MARVIN HIER I knew if we kept it close, we had a shot. Our kids have a tremendous amount of heart. We don't quit...
TONY HOPPER This is a generation that has a tremendous amount of disposable income.
GARY COLEN The amount of physical work he's done is tremendous. He looks great. We really feel he's going to bo...
DAN O'DOWD He's got tremendous senior relationships on Bay Street, he's got tremendous senior relationships acr...
BLAKE HUTCHESON We?re really trying to move away from putting up a traffic light as the answer to every congestion p...
ANDREW WILLIAMS AOL, ... is the Internet play out there. It is the only fully integrated Internet player in the spac...
FREDERICK MORAN They have such a network of people across the state and it's normally been a handful of federal mana...
CARTER NIEMEYER Shelly is one of the top three outside hitters in the conference and is one of the premiere hitters ...
BETH LAUNIERE Our team did a tremendous job of fighting back from behind * this team is on a mission. We showed a ...
CAROLYN PECK Our team did a tremendous job of fighting back from behind - this team is on a mission. We showed a ...
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EMERIL LAGASSE The experience factor alone is worth a tremendous amount. They both have two pitches and Cody has a ...
DAN NOBBS You're absolutely going to see an uplift in interest in your university. We see it in recruitment ef...
DOUG GOODWIN We can not only tell when traffic is backing up, if traffic stops we get an alarm from the computer ...
BOB TIPTON Why in the world would somebody want to eat up your bandwidth listening to radio music over the Inte...
JEFF USLAN It would be cheaper for us to go out and buy radios for all our employees than to increase our bandw...
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JEFF FISHER For the first time I could remember, I felt weak, woozy and stupid— like a human-being. Like a ver...
JEFF LINDSAY There is no such thing as political science, but there are tenancies so strong that they might as we...
JEFF GREENFIELD Stop trying to treat music like it's a tennis shoe, something to be branded. If the music indust...
JEFF TWEEDY For special wrestlers, there's somewhere else to go - as long as you're not brainwashed by t...
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JEFF GOLDBLUM Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
JEFF VALDEZ Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
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JEFF WARNER I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did.
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JEFF MELVOIN Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
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JEFF MILLER Far too often we see attention paid to the firearm and not the criminal.
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JEFF MILLER According to the U.S. Census, the most common reason people give for not voting is that they were to...
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JEFF MILLER Democrats have no agenda, no plan for the future, and no sense of leadership.
JEFF MILLER Second, the facility at Guantanamo Bay is necessary to national security.
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JEFF MILLER That future depends on the values of self-government, our sense of duty, loyalty, self-confidence an...
JEFF MILLER We need religion as a guide. We need it because we are imperfect. Our government needs the church, b...
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JEFF GOLDBLUM The human brain is an incredible pattern-matching machine.
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JEFF BUCKLEY I don't really need to be remembered. I hope the music's remembered.
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JEFF FORTENBERRY The House of Representatives should not be locked down by the decided play of a few in leadership.
JEFF FORTENBERRY Being myself is what got me to where I am.
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JEFF GORDON What we need to do is always lean into the future; when the world changes around you and when it cha...
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JEFF FOXWORTHY Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
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JEFF BEZOS Your reaction when you lose control in a situation is to try and hang on tighter.
JEFF NICHOLS Safety is something that happens between your ears, not something you hold in your hands.
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JEFF PHILLIPS I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of t...
JEFF FORTENBERRY By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks...
JEFF GILES Is that why you're crying?"
(...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see....
JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el...
JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter
JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot...
JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y...
JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
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JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
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