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'BITS & PIECES' I don't watch the show - only bits and pieces of all of them. The only one I sat through was the...
CALISTA FLOCKHART I haven't really seen it played fully. I've seen bits and pieces of it. To me, it's a more specializ...
CAROL THOMPSON I'd never done a straight play before, never, and it was very hard work - really, really hard wo...
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JOANNA LUMLEY I've got just bits and pieces on Madison. But we've never worried about that before, you know, about...
LIONEL ANDERSON We're starting to find bits and pieces.
JOSH FISHER Journalism is always the art of the incomplete. You get bits and pieces.
ANTHONY SHADID Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces.
SANDRA CISNEROS Thinking fragments reality - it cuts it up into conceptual bits and pieces.
ECKHART TOLLE I spent long years alongside him so obviously I learned a lot from him but also from different peopl...
ARSENE WENGER When I saw him after 9/11, he was the quietest I'd ever seen him. But he's generally incredibly upbe...
STEVEN SPINOLA I use bits and pieces of others personalities to form my own.
KURT COBAIN I have had brown hair and bangs since I was 2. One year I dyed it blonde, which felt so weird.
ZOOEY DESCHANEL It felt like the old days, when we first saw the spokes. They are one weird phenomena and it was a j...
CAROLYN PORCO It felt like the old days, when we first saw the spokes. They are one weird phenomena and it was a j...
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COLE BAUBLITZ I haven't seen anything that's surprised me, ... I saw him a lot before we drafted him. He's an impr...
BRENT SUTTER I used to love looking at a recipe, getting all the bits and pieces in the shops, getting them ready...
BRIAN O'DRISCOLL I saw a face I'd never seen before. Like someone had sucked the blood out and he was ready to die.
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RICHARD MILHOUS NIXON I saw him dive for it and then the ball popped up. It would have been nice to sit and watch it.
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MIA WASIKOWSKA Bits and pieces flung into the universe, sticking in the sky like cotton balls on a jet black velcro...
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MARGARET STOHL What I wrote... wasn't crazy... or a bullshit... or nonsense... it was what I saw!
DEYTH BANGER Everybody's going to be looking at these little bits and pieces and deciding what they like and don'...
JOSEPH CAMPBELL I tried to hold myself apart, showing only what I wanted, doling out bits and pieces of who I was. B...
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INEZ FUNG We found bits and pieces on the surface, and knew we'd found something -- we just didn't know what i...
DAVID SNYDER I was molded, spent my time underneath a lot of goo. And then the bits and pieces were sculpted. It ...
BRENDAN FRASER All I'd ever wanted was to forget. but even when I thought I had, pieces had kept emerging, like bit...
SARAH DESSEN I saw the ram pushing westward, and northward, and southward; so that no beasts might stand before h...
BIBLE It's weird to me when an artist comes in, and the label says, 'We want him to sound like Chr...
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MARK LANE Old Abram Brown is dead and gone,-- You'll never see him more; He used to wear a long brown co...
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VAL GUEST I could feel the baby being torn from my insides. It was really painful....Three-quarters of the way...
RANDY ALCORN My father didn't tell me how to live;
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MEG CABOT The doors of the darkest room one had ever seen were opened
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RICHELLE MEAD I'd go on the train to castings, changing from my school uniform on the train. I carried on like...
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RICK RIORDAN When I watch a movie, I don't want to see the extra bits.
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GREG ROBINSON Nobody deserves it more than Hines because nobody has worked as hard as him. I saw it [in high schoo...
DARRYL DRAKE I felt like the family was blaming me, also, and, I mean, I know it's not my fault, and I didn't ask...
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ED BALTHAZAR When I saw him backing in on that ball, I knew he was going to turn and rip it. And when I saw him t...
LES RENNER The goal is always to play the perfect game. I've just had bits and pieces so far.
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AUGUST WILSON Life is a journey. We take on paths along the road and find different shops of exquisite work of art...
MAICHEE SUMMER We saw it all spring and have seen it in the [regular] season. We must have seen it happen six or se...
BOB MELVIN When I saw that quote, I thought the same thing. I was studying Shakespeare at a university during t...
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CASEY BLAKE I was supposed to watch you, yeah. They thought it was weird that Atherton would send his own kid to...
RACHEL HAWKINS I miss him so much, but it's confusing, because I missed him long before he was dead, and that's the...
A.S. KING Obtaining knowledge is like a puzzle, ones you get the bits, and pieces, you and piece it all togeth...
JARED DAKOTA DARTY I found parts all the way from cranial elements to the tail. I found individual vertebrae and fused ...
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WILL ROGERS Today more Americans are imprisoned for drug offenses than for property crimes
GEORGE WILL Modern man's capacity for destruction is quixotic evidence of humanity's capacity for reconstruction...
GEORGE WILL I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
WILL ROGERS Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee m...
GEORGE WILL Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say foot...
GEORGE WILL Sports serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence.
GEORGE WILL Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
WILL DURANT The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal...
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
WILL ROGERS There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
WILL ROGERS A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at...
WILL ROGERS The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
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