We men are fascinated by the things we don't really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts.

Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect.

The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.

I am not sure if women are attracted to genius. Can you imagine the wise wizard winning the woman over the gallant swordsman? It seems rather otherworldly in more ways than one.

An assumption is the joke; truth the punchline.

Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing.