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MEMORY'S SO
TREACHEROUS.
ONE MOMENT YOU'RE LOST IN A
CARNIVAL
OF...
ALAN MOORE Easter is…
Joining in a birdsong,
Eying an early sunrise,
Smel...
RICHELLE E. GOODRICH Sometimes life gets in your
way.
it gets all up in your damn
way. COLLEEN HOOVER BLUE SWEATER
Bom Bom...
Bom Bom...
Bom Bom...
Do you hear tha...
COLLEEN HOOVER We live in deeds
PHILIP JAMES BAILEY It’s worth all the aches,
All the tears,
the mistakes…
COLLEEN HOOVER My name is Olivia King
I am five years old.
My mother bought me a balloon. I r...
COLLEEN HOOVER Twenty-two hours and our war begins
Our war of limbs
and lips COLLEEN HOOVER I got schooled this year
by
a
boy.
A boy that I'm seriously, dee...
COLLEEN HOOVER And life
definitely
doesn't want me
To just let it
tell
<...
COLLEEN HOOVER Where lies your text?
Viola: In Orsino's bosom.
Olivia: In his bosom! In wha...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE MOTHERS
Measuring
Out
Their
Highest
Effo...
RICHELLE E. GOODRICH Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of thi...
AMBROSE BIERCE When he entered the anteroom, two women looked up at him. One was Miss Robertson, the governor's sec...
GEORGE P. ELLIOTT Aaron: Dude, one thing the guy said is you don’t taunt voodoo.
Zak: Am I taunti...
ZAK BAGANS So I'm not about to apologize for loving all these things about you, no matter the reasons or the ci...
COLLEEN HOOVER Life wants you to
fight
it.
Learn how to make it your
own.
COLLEEN HOOVER I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!
CHARLES M. SCHULZ yearning, n. and adj.
At the core of this desire is the belief that ...
DAVID LEVITHAN We are buying B- malls in the hopes of turning them in B+.
MARSHALL LOEB You think I tell you stories to teach you lessons? the monster said. You think I ha...
PATRICK NESS Yahweh: You've been unhappy because you've desired things that cannot be.
Lucif...
MIKE CAREY The ocean burned.
MAGGIE STIEFVATER The belief that time is a linear, directed sequence running from A to B is a modern illusion. In fac...
UMBERTO ECO I'm fairly certain that A is better than B and that B is better than C. I'm not sure if I can say A ...
DAN GEER The Night in Isla Negra
PABLO NERUDA The Eighth of September
PABLO NERUDA Saddest Poem
PABLO NERUDA Ἀποσκότησόν μου
Διογένης ο Κυνικός We think that almost all industries would have some role in the 'B-to-B' economy.
JAMIE FRIEDMAN Olivia: How does he love me?
Viola: With adoration, with fertile tears,
With...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE The greatest fear of Jonathan is the love he feels for his sister.
CASSANDRA CLARE Clenched Soul
PABLO NERUDA They'll use guns and they'll use words, and the worst part of all is that you might listen wh...
ROANNA SYLVER WHO CALLS UPON THE HIGH WARLOCK?
CASSANDRA CLARE Having to amuse myself during those earlier years, I read voraciously and widely. Mythic matter and ...
CHARLES DE LINT McCoy: Oh, there isn't any shortage of views clamoring to challenge my own. That's what we ca...
REBECCA GOLDSTEIN Love Sonnet XI
PABLO NERUDA Funeral Blues
W. H. AUDEN Holy Hawt Chemisty, Batman!
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
AMBROSE BIERCE Friendship, 'the wine of life,' said Boswell, should, like a well-stocked cellar, be thus continuall...
SAMUEL JOHNSON This is not your father's B-52. This is not the Vietnam B-52, ... This thing has been modified over ...
CHARLES WALD A + B + C = Success if, A = Hard Work, B = Hard Play, C = Keeping your mouth
shut.
ALBERT EINSTEIN She looked across the room at
Will
, she wasn't sure why, only to find that he w...
CASSANDRA CLARE Without a compelling cause, our employees are just putting in time. Their minds might be engaged, bu...
LEE J. COLAN Nobody ever called me any OH MY GOD you mean that guy that one that set himself on FIRE JOSS WHEDON Nite Owl II: But the country's disintegrating. What's happened to America? What's happened to...
ALAN MOORE Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
AMBROSE BIERCE Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
AMBROSE BIERCE Do not blame the local groups for B&B productions mishap.
JOE JAMES Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand m...
MARIE CURIE Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner, c...
AMBROSE BIERCE When words fail music
speaks.
IRENA HUANG If tears can b written pains can b shared
PRINCE HOPKINS AMACHREE Biology
The film turns out to be about bees. It is a film about a bee center. How crap i...
LOUISE RENNISON Note to self ;
He doesn't care anymore.
LYLA TYELA BELIKOV I'm in R&B/Soul, and I feel like all my music is R&B driven. Even some of the songs that...
BRYSON TILLER A Word is Dead
A word is dead
When it is said,
Some say.
I sa...
EMILY DICKINSON My real name is Nils and Booboo is a childhood nickname. It's not two words or two capital B'...
BOOBOO STEWART Absoballylutely top hole, wot. A and B the C of D I'd say. . . Above and Beyond the Call of Duty.
BRIAN JACQUES Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowabl...
AMBROSE BIERCE Finagle's Eighth Rule:
Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
PROVERB Your only joB is, to replace the B with a Y!
MAURICE SPEES You've heard of B-to-B? This is G-to-G. Government to government, ... even though the subject is peo...
EVAN HENDRICKS That is truly a bed-and-breakfast. People who are looking for a b-and-b are looking for a historic h...
BERNICE LINTON Lies and deceit are like paint stripper on a car it burns into the metal and like that. It destroys ...
GARY F EVANS... If you always do, what you've always done,
You'll always get, what you've always got!
JOHN BANKSON If I had my way we'd sleep every night all wrapped around each other like hibernating rattlesnakes.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS B is for bestseller.
MARK HADDON exacerbate, v.
I believe your exact words were: "You're getting too emotion...
DAVID LEVITHAN Some say freedom is a gift placed in our hands by our forefathers.
Some say freedom is a...
RICHELLE E. GOODRICH It’s a dangerous world and I have survived for 72 years by listening to what people are not saying...
BOBBY W. MILLER When writers meet they are truculent, indifferent, or over-polite. Then comes the inevitable moment....
CYRIL CONNOLLY The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday
PARIS HILTON In our reasonings concerning matter of fact, there are all imaginable degrees of assurance, from the...
DAVID HUME Jenny replied to this with a bitterness which might have surprized a judicious person, who had obser...
HENRY FIELDING Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he's a fungi!
ONE DIRECTION B.
EST There's even a couple of players from the 1950 Lou Ball (clothing store) junior B team. We hoping to...
BRUCE HUFF We have a plan B.
LINDA LEE B-12 is important to get through the diet and there are not animal supplementations of B-12. It is a...
KYLE BURGER You fearful little creatures might be able to avoid the discomfort of being truthful, but you’ll n...
BOBBY W. MILLER Progress, far from consisting in change, depends on retentiveness. When change is absolute th...
GEORGE SANTAYANA and i'm thinking, aren't i supposed to be the one who's freaking out here? tiny is going to be the f...
DAVID LEVITHAN Hanlon's Razor:
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupid...
ANON. There is a plan B in place in case we need it.
GEORGES GOVEN love, n.
I'm not even going to try.
DAVID LEVITHAN The art of war is stratergy and a plan B
SHELDON HAYES They can not return any money back because the money has been turned into B&B Productions.
JOE JAMES Heathen, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something he can see and feel.
AMBROSE BIERCE Four lines, and the world went quiet.
I'm sorry for telling everyone about your mum PATRICK NESS Mÿnna tachton gernast spuho somen gelen Emÿna daÿda"
[modern: Minä tahdon k...
CHRISTINE WULFF Nathan "N.R." Gaddis did not say ::
2109 fellow Goodreaders [can’t be wrong] gave [K...
NATHAN "N.R." GADDIS Edward chuckled into her mouth.
“Like that, do you?” he murmured. “So do I.” KRISTEN CASEY Q: Why do you blog?
A: Partly to make Butterflies and Wheels more frequentl...
OPHELIA BENSON Plan B?' Ivy said. 'What is plan B?'
Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell,' he mutt...
KIM HARRISON breathtaking, adj.
Those mornings when we kiss and surrender for an hour be...
DAVID LEVITHAN Ocean, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man — who has no g...
AMBROSE BIERCE “My only joB is, replacing the B with a Y.”
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BILL GROSS Many visitors to Chicago know the Loop, the shops on the Magnificent Mile, and the Museum Campus. Me...
BILL DEDMAN The hardest achievement in acting - in my opinion, anyway - is nailing a role that absolutely nobody...
BILL SIMMONS