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Bruce Kanoff

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CHARLES BUKOWSKI The island is ours. Here, in some way, we are young forever.
E.LOCKHART اگر میخواهید جایی زندگی کنید که مردمش از موش ها نمیترسن...
EMILY LOCKHART You hate cake doughnuts."
"Of course," says Mirren. "But we didn't get the cake, we got glazed ...
E.LOCKHART There are parallel universes in which different events have happened to the same people. An alternat...
E. LOCKHEART There is not even a scrabble word for how bad I feel.
E. LOCKHEART He was contemplation and enthusiasm. Ambition and strong coffee.
E. LOCKHART Johnny, he is bounce, effort, and snark.
Mirren, she is sugar, curiosity, and rain.
Gat, h...
E.LOCKHART Everything doesn't seem like anything when you love someone. Especially when you're young.
E. LOCKHART If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th...
GARY F EVANS... If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y...
GARY F EVANS... You can find sorrow in the arithmetic, and you can find a bittersweet hope.
DAVID LEVITHAN We didn’t think anything of it at the time, but we saw several of the bodies of the crew, space pi...
CHRISTINA ENGELA Never eat anything bigger than your ass.
E. LOCKHART We are Sinclairs. Beautiful. Privileged. Damaged. Liar. We live, least in the summertime, on a priva...
E. LOCKHART The words you can’t find, you borrow.
We read to know we’re not alone. We read because w...
GABRIELLE ZEVIN We have made many glass vessels... with tubes two cubits long. These were filled with mercury, the o...
EVANGELISTA TORRICELLI We were able to overcome the limitations to get the best of the buck and the best of the boost put i...
DAVE HEACOCK I thought it was great, considering we had to move the event inside because of the weather.
CATHERINE MELVIN I pushed all the switches I could push and I even took the steering wheel on and off, because that's...
TONY AVE Just because you got mercury in the water doesn't mean you got mercury in fish. And if we find highe...
DOUG MCBRIDE States like New Jersey have already made a commitment to reduce mercury pollution by 90 percent. The...
CHRIS CARNEY She is sugar, curiosity, and rain.
E. LOCKHART What fun we had, how beautiful we were.
E. LOCKHART Derrick was actually in there [Wednesday], talking to [General Manager] Bruce [Allen]. I've talked w...
ROOSEVELT BARNES The more we give, the more we reap the benefits of feeling good in helping others. We are all capabl...
ANGIE KARAN When I got depressed, I watched Bruce Lee movies. I learned everything from Bruce Lee.
JACKIE CHAN We were holding the ball and giving the defense a break. We were giving the defense a chance to beat...
DAVE NICHOLS If we cannot agree, then at least we ought to move on.
BEN NELSON A couple of customers interrupted [...] who wanted to know if we had some YA book about ants and ali...
SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON Between the 30 we were halfway decent. Once we got inside there we made mistakes.
JACK MCCAULEY That guy is a star there. We were walking down the street and people were leaning out of their windo...
CAMERON TATUM Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an...
LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD This is just a courtesy because we were invited. We have no reason to move the regional.
DAN WASHBURN La tragedia no es glamurosa
E. LOCKHART Mi mente funciona de maneras misteriosas
E. LOCKHART Nuestro beso convierte el mundo en polvo
E. LOCKHART suffer. you could say it means endure, but thats not exactly right
E. LOCKHART Suffer. You could say it means endure, but that's not exactly right
E. LOCKHART Divorce shreds the muscles of our hearts so that they will hardly beat without a struggle.
E. LOCKHART It was a big, scary device. I mean you're standing there looking at it hoping the damn thing doesn't...
BRUCE KANOFF Our goal was not to get anybody hurt and there was not a Band-Aid issued or a lawsuit issued so we a...
BRUCE KANOFF At one time, I told the FBI, 'Why don't you take it?' They said no thanks.
BRUCE KANOFF Hakuna mimi katika umoja. Kuna sisi.
ENOCK MAREGESI Doubles was really fun today. We were having some trouble in doubles, so we made some changes today,...
CRAIG MANNING I'm already gone. I died that night on the side of that road with my sister.
TRISHA LEAVER Perfection isn't everything," she said as she turned and walked away. "I think the flaws are what ma...
TRISHA LEAVER With her I'd buried myself, every memory of who I was now, six feet under with the sister I'd put th...
TRISHA LEAVER We may not get to choose how we die, but we can chose how we live.
The universe may for...
SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON Dreams are hopeful because they exist as pure possibility. Unlike memories, which are fossils, long ...
SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON We hate Simple Minds. They were no.1 in our Top Five Bands or Musicians who will have to be shot com...
NICK HORNBY When we did not move or speak, there was no proof that we were there at all.
MARILYNNE ROBINSON I am aware that everyone that exists has a story, and we all exist because that story is important f...
ARZELL I don't know where to go. I don't know what comes now."
"Don't worry," Will said. "We'll figur...
LAUREN OLIVER To say to that you will never forget ,is always a sincere and an honest way to express ones self to ...
GARY F EVANS... In every passing moment that is not appreciated time cannot give it back to you. So in moments of id...
GARY F EVANS... When we die our deeds shall be left for humanity to judge & our flesh shall become dust for humanity...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Dae FATE NAYAE Nanagha Vandhuttoom Da, Sandy , Na Nata, London Lass,Russian Grapes, Ellorum Ippa Van...
SATHESH KUMAR M The album was deemed eligible, we listened to it and we decided it could not fail to move anyone who...
SIMON FRITH We stand the risk of failure, because you refused to take risks. So life demands risks.
SUNDAY ADELAJA Bruce has always been so nice to me, which is crazy, because he's one of my heroes. I'll never forge...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE It's not like we have to flip any switches,
DEREK JETER We missed some easy shots and turned it over. And then we took some ill-advised, deep threes. We wer...
EDDIE BIEDENBACH They made a very detrimental move by telling us who brought back the team morale over there -- Bruce...
AUSTIN CARTY Bruce was after me for years to move into town. When we did, we didn't lose a single staffer. We eve...
DAVID LANE If we don't move the ball we can't get it to the posts. We tried to go inside-out, but we weren't ge...
BRIAN RICCI In the third and fourth quarters we spread them out a little bit and were more patient. We caught th...
LANCE HUBER There were 4,700 tires inside the store. Thankfully, there were no cars inside and no employees insi...
CINDY MATTHEWS There was a need here we were not meeting. There were flights we were missing because we were not he...
DEB MILLINER See the world as it is, not as you wish it would be
E. LOCKHART Always do what you're afraid to do.
E. LOCKHART If we're honest with ourselves, most of us know the one thing we lack.
CRAIG GROESCHEL Indiana happened, and we learned what we needed to learn from there. If we all dwell on that, it is ...
SASHA ABRAHAM I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made ...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON We were like heroes, to stand there and observe the police, and the police were scared to move upon ...
BOBBY SEALE It's funny because depending on the day or where we are, my favorite surfer is either Andy or Bruce.
KELLY SLATER Because you can only die once but you can suffer forever.
SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON The future belongs to all who, refusing to look back at the past move ahead with the clock as it tic...
ODO SIMON AGBO When you tell me your story or about yourself I understand who you are and are able to share who I a...
BRENT M. JONES We wanted to deny down low because Gibson was hitting when she got the ball, and we were getting a l...
JODI HILLEGASS We had to defend against a bunch. There were too many coming against us, so we moved it inside.
AISLING MACRUNNELS We were OK once we started getting the ball inside.
BILLY BARNES He looked at the viewscreen and couldn’t believe it. If the other ship were any closer, then it wo...
CHRISTINA ENGELA Right after we saw (last week's) accident, we were both transported back to the events of two years ...
DEBRA JONES We know that mercury builds up in fish, especially fish higher up in the food chain. Mercury bio-acc...
JASON BARBOSE Could it be possible for humanity to put their differences aside for the survival of our species, un...
GARY F EVANS... Wishing on that far away star, how far removed we truly are.
MICHAEL DE CHâTILLON We have a right to life, not on it.
DANIEL MELGAçO Air is approximately 21% oxygen, our brains feed off of oxygen. So basically we are all airheads.
ANDONI GARCIA Inspired By Beauty In Creation We Are One
DANIEL GILMAN People are attracted to who we are more than what we do.
LORRIN L. LEE We each can accomplish so much in this world. There is no room for boredom
ROXE Are shadows a shadowy reflection of the soul or is it a reflection of who we really are, or possibly...
GARY F EVANS... You either have the feeling or you don’t.
DANIEL HANDLER And when I saw you kissing that girl
My heart, it shattered and my eyes, they watered
And ...
KATE NASH We are this fucking stick in the end...
DEYTH BANGER Sisi wote ni wanafunzi.
ENOCK MAREGESI Created visions of experiencing unreality.
VICDO They went in with a slow, methodical approach because we knew we had a violent felon inside and we k...
DARREN MOLONEY I thought we started to move the ball up the court faster than we had been. I think our size was a d...
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LENNY BRUCE In every pang that rends the heart the Man of Sorrows has a part.
MICHAEL BRUCE When you're through changing, you're through.
BRUCE BARTON If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric...
LENNY BRUCE Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them...
BRUCE BARTON The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity -- an overwhelming faith in the...
BRUCE BARTON Advertising is the very essence of democracy.
BRUCE BARTON Such is an actor's life. We must ride the waves of every film, barfing occasionally, yet maintain ou...
BRUCE CAMPBELL Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.
BRUCE LEE Communism is like one big phone company.
LENNY BRUCE For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let men...
BRUCE BURTON Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did a...
LENNY BRUCE The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can
LENNY BRUCE America has the longest prison sentences in the West, yet the only condition long sentences demonstr...
BRUCE JACKSON Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. . . . Be a hero -- take the time learn ...
BRUCE WILLIS Conceit is God's gift to little men
BRUCE BARTON In every pang that rends the heart The Man of Sorrows had a part.
MICHAEL BRUCE Now a Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who i...
LENNY BRUCE The thing with Catholicism, the same as all religions, is that it teaches what should be, which seem...
LENNY BRUCE Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
LENNY BRUCE The height of cultivation runs to simplicity. Halfway cultivation runs to ornamentation.
BRUCE LEE It's not the daily increase but daily decrease. Hack away at the unessential.
BRUCE LEE Many a person who goes on a diet finds out in short order that they are poor losers
BRUCE FROEMMING