We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?

When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.

I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Fight for your opinions, but do not believe that they contain the whole truth, or the only truth.

I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts.