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LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds,
LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
LIKE I Married to the Mob.
LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge.
LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
LIKE I If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y...
GARY F EVANS... I like kids. I like to see them happy. I like to see them do things they don't usually get to do.
BILL PLUM I feel bad for the kids because they did play hard, they did a lot of the right things. Some things ...
CRAIG TUREK Do you know what it's like to love and be alone?
ABRAHAM POLONSKY Each day I will accomplish one thing on my to do list.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Probably the same reason they went to Dartmouth. Hiking, biking, skiing - all the same things we lik...
JOE MCHUGH I like the mountains because they make me feel small,' Jeff says. 'They help me sort out what's impo...
MARK OBMASCIK The kids today have these fresh faces. It's like they're on pins and needles, waiting to see...
MAVIS STAPLES You're not going to find three kids like Jeff, Greg and Adam within one program.
BOB HORNER And we just played Alabama State the other day, too, so that should help. We know everything they li...
ERNEST HASSELL High school is when a lot of kids feel pressured to drink, do drugs and other unhealthy choices so w...
HILARY PUTNAM I never want to do the same things twice. I like surprises.
AUDREY TAUTOU I don't believe he'll start right now, but we have cleared the air extremely well. I like the way he...
FERNANDO CLAVIJO The pressure isn't on those kids, and that makes a difference. When you've got the pressure of expec...
GREG ZIPADELLI Kids are now eating things like edamame and sushi. I didn't know what shiitake mushrooms were wh...
EMERIL LAGASSE It is no big deal. I like to help kids. I like traditions.
DENNIS ROBERTS I think the good thing is we have (Notre Dame's former) staff. They've told us a lot about them. We ...
EVAN BENJAMIN I think the good thing is we have (Notre Dame's former) staff. They've told us a lot about them, ......
EVAN BENJAMIN I'd like to help educate kids about the Major Leagues - what to anticipate, what to expect, what...
BARRY BONDS It's why I joined the Coast Guard, to do things like this to help people.
JAMES WOMACK I know Darren wants to win just like I do. We don?t worry about game time and things like that. We j...
FELIX JONES Most powerful of all powers in its holy insinuation is _being_. _To be_ is more powerful than even _...
GEORGE MACDONALD I think some cases are different than others, but all of the child actors that I have encountered, a...
MACKENZIE FOY Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my lo...
DOROTHY PARKER I make movies the same way other kids play tennis or go to piano lessons. I'm trying to get bett...
ELLE FANNING I felt if we got (Taylor) out of there, we could do some things. I'm proud of my kids for fighting b...
LARRY GIANGROSSO I have the same attitude with work - I like to go to work, I like to work really hard I, like to giv...
ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY Through PALS I met these autistic kids and do things with them, like bowling or going to the movies.
AMANDA PELOSO Every day I deal with the same 20 percent of students; as assistant principal (along with assistant ...
DAVID MINSKER Our goal is to help as many kids as we can. We'd like to sponsor at least 20, but we'd like to help ...
DON HANSFORD I'd like to help other kids with dyslexia, because I'm dyslexic. It was very hard, and I kno...
BELLA THORNE I would like to do something to help people and help the world.
DANIEL BRYAN Everyone always says how I'm so smart, but they don't know what it's like being me. always feeling l...
SUSANE COLASANTI When I was younger, I did the same things they are doing now. Before I had kids, I smoked drugs and ...
ALISSA PAD I loved being in the classroom. I feel like I can help more kids this way and help teachers be able ...
SHELLI ADAMS If you're confused about what to do,
it's a sign that your enemy is winning.
TOBA BETA I want people to know their palate is a snowflake. We all like different things. Why should we all h...
GARY VAYNERCHUK Like, what do you say? Do you say 'Hey man!' Or would you say 'Hey peng?' Like, to be with Jeff Brid...
SHIA LABEOUF Your "Not To Do" list is also important.
MANI S. SIVASUBRAMANIAN Other kids could read, other kids could write, other kids could spell, they could do math. I felt li...
R. KELLY I feel connected to those kids and offered whatever help I could so they can hopefully find a good s...
KEVIN JORDAN Some kids need more help than others, ... But if they provided those services in a small setting lik...
BARBARA MAY I felt like our kids stepped it up today and did the things that they had to do in all facets of the...
LEE DRIGGERS Well, we tell our kids things like 'don't gossip' and then an hour later they hear us on the phone. ...
ANNA QUINDLEN In my study, there are stacks of papers to grade, books I should have read & reviewed months ago...
JESS ROW I like to build things. I like to do things.
WALTER CHRYSLER Destiny consist in the moments that we experienced, and not in the choices we have to do.
DANIEL MELGAçO I just want to be able to make things happen whenever he (Rockets coach Jeff Van Gundy) calls on me....
STROMILE SWIFT It's nice to get to know people who are the same age as you that do the same things because it...
BECKY G Do you know what it’s like to like someone so much you can’t stand it and know that they’ll ne...
JENNY HAN (The students) were all saying the same things. You just don't know what kids will do these days.
GINA MILLER People always think they know other people, but they don’t. Not really. I mean, maybe they know th...
LIBBA BRAY Jeff puts his relationship first and foremost and realizes I do the same, so he really watches out f...
JEFF FOXWORTHY American women mean a great deal to me. They're such lost souls, particularly the women of my ge...
EILEEN FORD I look for the natural things they like to do and I encourage them to do that in the show.
GREGORY POPOVICH We'd like to know what is causing this and whether we can do something to help manage for more consi...
KEVIN KAYLE I am going to try to continue to help the community. We do so many other things besides write ticket...
CHRIS GREEN The essential problems remain the same... The kids I write about are asking for the same things I wa...
E. L. KONIGSBURG My character is meant to know nothing about rap, and not to like it very much, but I know about it, ...
HARRISON FORD I started this because when I was a kid I went to party like this and it meant an awful lot to me. W...
CAPT. THURSTON MCCLAIN So many people shall regret three great things tomorrow; things they did, things they did not do and...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Maids in India have egos. Big egos. They do not like being spoken to curtly, and they do not like to...
KARISMA KAPOOR But if kids take up things like hockey and football they will go back to it.
DALEY THOMPSON We wanted to do what we could to help. We'll treat your athletes just like they were our own.
BILL BYRNE When I noticed other people, I wondered what it was like to be alive. They did not know, could not k...
JONATHAN ROTTENBERG Children really don't take things like adults do, so we really need to come down to their level and ...
HARLEY JONES I used to love listening to Jazzy Jeff.
JUICY J Well, you know, a lot of people look at the negative things, the things that they did wrong and - wh...
TIGER WOODS The market is still waiting for HSBC results, which will have a big impact on the direction of the m...
ANDREW TO Property shares had a technical rebound, but interest rate concerns will still affect properties unt...
ANDREW TO Bank of China's results were quite good; double-digit growth can be taken as good results for a bank...
ANDREW TO The index tried to challenge 18,000 but failed, so that triggered profit taking. Tokyo's slide also ...
ANDREW TO Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate...
ANDREW TO We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ...
ANDREW TO Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices.
ANDREW TO I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag...
ANDREW TO We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future.
ANDREW TO I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea...
ANDREW TO At first we were horrified like everyone, like, 'Oh my gosh', and what could we do to help.
BARBARA ROBERTS I'm not good at confrontation. I know my strengths. I like company. And I am not a great arguer....
MICHAEL PALIN When we toured... I was hungry to take out people like Jeff Beck in front of us; Fleetwood Mac, just...
PAUL KANTNER When we toured... I was hungry to take out people like Jeff Beck in front of us; Fleetwood Mac, just...
PAUL KANTNER Before I leave this Earth, I would like to know they have given women the same benefits and promotio...
MARTHA GRIFFITHS I know they're high school kids, but they don't act like high school kids and to give these kids thi...
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JEFF NICHOLS I think Vice is vastly overrated. And I think that if you are interested in reaching young males, wh...
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JEFF LANDRY Protestations of indifference to higher office are hard to take seriously when the 'non-candidat...
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JEFF LINDSAY I love the ocean. Boats, not so much.
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JEFF FISHER For the first time I could remember, I felt weak, woozy and stupid— like a human-being. Like a ver...
JEFF LINDSAY There is no such thing as political science, but there are tenancies so strong that they might as we...
JEFF GREENFIELD Stop trying to treat music like it's a tennis shoe, something to be branded. If the music indust...
JEFF TWEEDY For special wrestlers, there's somewhere else to go - as long as you're not brainwashed by t...
JEFF HARDY From the industry's point of view, the problem is not that coal companies blast the top off moun...
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JEFF MELVOIN Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
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JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
JEFF LINDSAY I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
JEFF LINDSAY It's an odd term, girlfriend, particuarly for grown persons. And in practice an even odder concept. ...
JEFF LINDSAY