We know gang members are pouring across the border and filling up our prisons. We have a huge drug problem in this country now in places that never had an opiate problem. Why is that? Because this is brought in - because we do not have a border.

If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?

My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.

I know that we've had a lot of immigration. How many immigrants are in prison? And what I found was - and I'm a fanatical researcher - what I found was a massive cover-up by both the government and the media in not telling us how many immigrants are in prison.

Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?

We should be fingerprinting environmentalists... They are out to destroy the country.