That was probably the gutsiest performance I've seen a long time. I just hope we can get him healthy...
DAVE LAIRD Mitchell just keeps getting better and better and better. Two months ago that kid would've pinned hi...
DAVE LAIRD Overall, I think the kids wrestled pretty tough.
DAVE LAIRD Jake Horn beat a quality kid.
DAVE LAIRD Tyson is a scrappy, young freshman.
DAVE LAIRD Overall, I think they all wrestled hard. The young kids looked young.
DAVE LAIRD My paternal grandfather was a failed novelist. He stacked boxes of rejected manuscripts in a closet.
LAIRD BARRON Mom and Dad were bibliophiles. Dad shared his father's love of westerns, Mom favored the likes o...
LAIRD BARRON During my adolescence, our family dwelt in rural Alaska. We were dirt poor, Depression-era poor. Tar...
LAIRD BARRON Mom was all about hellfire and brimstone. Her Old Testament God was a colossal, ancient brute, a mae...
LAIRD BARRON To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart.
DONALD LAIRD We call it lighting up the place. If a gnat jumps, we'll know it.
ANDREW LAIRD The [Morgan] fell into that rare 10 percent. We have not confirmed the evidence, we have to review i...
ANDREW LAIRD I'm convinced there's something going on, and I'm pretty sure that the majority of it isn't naturall...
ANDREW LAIRD The fact that we had three reports that were the same made everyone's eyebrows go up.
ANDREW LAIRD I automatically questioned it, but they insisted they saw something down there.
ANDREW LAIRD They were penetrating into the backfield all night, and we couldn't slow them down. We just didn't d...
BILLY LAIRD Penalties, missed assignments I'm very disappointed in that part of our game. I thought we did a lot...
BILLY LAIRD For both of us, whoever comes out the winner will get a big confidence boost.
BILLY LAIRD We've got a ways to go. Anytime you play a team as good as West Monroe, you can't have nearly this m...
BILLY LAIRD Anytime you put a shutout on the board, you know you've done a good job. Our special teams are playi...
BILLY LAIRD We watched film and had a workout in the weight room. I don't like to do it, but we're going to have...
BILLY LAIRD Governor Schwarzenegger made the right decision to sign into law significant improvements to a signi...
JOHN LAIRD The FCC conducts surveys to see if an area is in need of a new frequency. It was determined that the...
JULIE LAIRD She certainly paved the way. The colleges know we have a good program.
LAIRD JOHNSON We got to know Torch, and I think Torch impressed Dave with his interview. He's an honest and dedica...
ROB LAIRD There will be a devastating ripple effect for current and future generations of middle class college...
JOHN LAIRD What's really exciting about this is that we found the brown dwarf around one of the 25 stellar syst...
LAIRD CLOSE clarify and reinforce that all businesses that provide services, goods or accommodations to the publ...
JOHN LAIRD I'm throwing good, my thumb is 100 percent,
GERALD LAIRD I want to do well, that's why I'm here, ... I went down and did everything they asked offensively an...
GERALD LAIRD Penalties, missed assignments — I'm very disappointed in that part of our game. I thought we did a ...
BILLY LAIRD We have seen that English words have meaning in a sentence because of their position in the sentence...
CHARLTON LAIRD It has often been said that Christian Poles did nothing to help Jews during the war. Don't believe i...
CHRISTA LAIRD She can’t decide whether to call the cops or hide the body, roll the rental car into a ditch somew...
LAIRD BARRON Nobody is going to go hungry if they want barbecue, though. We've lined up a good group of vendors w...
THOMAS LAIRD Presumption is a leading cause of death.
LAIRD BARRON What happened to our Senate Central Coast district was a massive injustice for the region and for Fr...
JOHN LAIRD No one is any better than you, but you are no better than anyone else until you do something to prov...
DONALD LAIRD I just don't think pre-9/11 you would have seen that.
DOUGLAS LAIRD I doubt (passengers) are behaving much differently.
DOUGLAS LAIRD It's almost all inadvertent. The public is somewhat confused about the rules.
DOUGLAS LAIRD Appropriations are around $140 million this year. There should be only minor adjustments. We hope th...
DAVID LAIRD A tax of this sort would be passed onto students. The institutions don't have a tree in the backyard...
DAVID LAIRD Your path is yours alone. And if it’s the path less traveled, that’s absolutely fine. The world ...
LAIRD HAMILTON He was unbelievable. He's pitching great. Now he's starting to get comfortable and get into the flow...
GERALD LAIRD Coco is our closer. We live and die with him. I think he is great. Sometimes you have a night you ca...
GERALD LAIRD He pitched good all the way. These guys are just good hitters. It happens. You can't hang your head....
GERALD LAIRD We were cruising right along. He left a couple of pitches up and over the plate. That stuff happens.
GERALD LAIRD Being patient and relaxed is the key. You have to let the ball come to you, because it moves so much...
GERALD LAIRD I want to show them that I'm healthy and that there are no problems with anything, ... I'll play whe...
GERALD LAIRD Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears.
LAIRD HAMILTON Our only plan is to be competitive in the marketplace regardless of where cars come from.
JASON LAIRD It's only a matter of getting the tables right.
JASON LAIRD It's one part design, two parts math. It deals with physics.
JAY LAIRD The idea for a Flash game needs to incorporate real world and fantasy. Take a real world idea and gi...
JAY LAIRD Flash games go in a lot of different directions. It can be a simple and silly game or a complicated ...
JAY LAIRD Arthur said, “Let’s be cool and not get busted. I advise rest and relaxation, and definitely a b...
LAIRD BARRON Blair was pretty heavily recruited. There were coaches who called up asking about her when she was s...
LAIRD JOHNSON She would always come back with knowledge and skills we haven't seen here. Blair would show us those...
LAIRD JOHNSON The interesting thing is the models for the most part suggest brown dwarfs should be free-floating i...
LAIRD CLOSE This is really very much in our neighborhood of the galaxy.
LAIRD CLOSE Rainier is the city of license, but since we are so close, we can actually run the station from our ...
JULIE LAIRD It's customized and unique. We're filling a niche that wasn't being filled.
JULIE LAIRD We are still fine-tuning the programming. But we are bringing local news back.
JULIE LAIRD What we're finding is that teenagers really like the music. We've gotten good feedback from kids in ...
JULIE LAIRD I had been working on that trick for about two months prior to that day. That was actually the first...
MIKE LAIRD This year... when this 80 is booked, we will have sold 100 planes in China, so we are well on our wa...
ROB LAIRD A politician would do well to remember that he has to live with his conscience longer than he does w...
MELVIN R. LAIRD I do still get shocked every once in a while when I catch my reflection when I'm walking past a ...
DAVE MATTHEWS Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But...
DAVE ATTELL Everyone has a breaking point, turning point, stress point, the game is permeated with it. The fans ...
DAVE WINFIELD Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
DAVE BARRY We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi...
DAVE BARRY Instead of sailing off into the sunset, he hopes to sail into the next century.
DAVE ANDERSON For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
DAVE BARRY What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another pe...
DAVE BARRY Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
DAVE BARRY Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ...
DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod...
DAVE BAUTISTA A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t...
DAVE ATTELL As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui...
DAVE DAVIES I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s...
DAVE GAHAN The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.
DAVE FOLEY When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou...
DAVE DAVIES Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a...
DAVE BRUBECK And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra...
DAVE EGGERS That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible.
DAVE HAYWOOD So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio...
DAVE EGGERS You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a...
DAVE EGGERS The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se...
DAVE BRAT Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each...
DAVE FINKEL Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be...
DAVE MORRIS Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ...
DAVE ROWNTREE It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ...
DAVE MATTHEWS We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea...
DAVE OBEY Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th...
DAVE BARRY If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
DAVE BARRY The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i...
DAVE BARRY I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ...
DAVE GAHAN I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts.
DAVE FREUDENTHAL The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're...
DAVE GROHL I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do...
DAVE LEGENO It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va...
DAVE DEBRONKART Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'...
DAVE MORRIS Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ...
DAVE GAHAN If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
DAVE BARRY The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or...
DAVE BARRY The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
DAVE ZEBIAN I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor...
DAVE BARRY I'm so alive.

As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte...
DAVE PELZER 'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr...
DAVE MORRIS I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi...
DAVE MATTHEWS I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on...
DAVE SITEK We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
DAVE FARBER We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless...
DAVE BARRY The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio...
DAVE BARRY There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu...
DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
DAVE MATTHES I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
DAVE BARRY That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth...
DAVE EGGERS I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l...
DAVE EGGERS Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
DAVE BARRY It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ...
DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ...
DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have...
DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r...
DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba...
DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.
DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee
Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi...
DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En...
DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time...
DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me?
DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit...
DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ...
DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b...
DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o...
DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
DAVE BARRY Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h...
DAVE BARRY If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa...
DAVE BARRY And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta...
DAVE BARRY The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
DAVE BARRY New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
DAVE BARRY Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza...
DAVE BARRY Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won...
DAVE BARRY Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
DAVE BARRY Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
DAVE BARRY I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu...
DAVE BARRY One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute...
DAVE BARRY If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort.
DAVE WEINBAUM People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
DAVE BARRY Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys...
DAVE FOREMAN Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit...
DAVE BARRY We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ...
DAVE BARRY We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c...
DAVE EGGERS You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo...
DAVE EGGERS It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa...
DAVE EGGERS Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ...
DAVE WILSON Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi...
DAVE BARRY We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i...
DAVE BARRY