We just couldn't get a break,

We could bend them, but we couldn't break them.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

In a game like that where the conditions are so bad, it's one of the things I fear because if you get a break and score early, it puts a tremendous amount of pressure on the other team.

There was absolutely no footing I don't know how you could come off the ball or cut. It was like some sort of amusement park ride.