We have the same symptoms as tuberculosis, especially in the eyes of the Romantic Poets. Pale, tired, coughing up blood.†“That’s romantic?†I had to smile. “Romantic with a capital ‘R.’ You know, like Byron and Coleridge.†He gave a mock shudder. “Please, stop. I barely passed English Lit.†I snorted. “I didn’t have that option. One of my aunts took Byron as a lover.†“Get out.†“Seriously. It makes Lucy insanely jealous.†“That girl is . . .†“My best friend,†I filled in sternly. “I was only going to say she’s unique.