We have the perfect bland of merchandise. We have a mixture of everything. We offer a good mix of things that appeal to a broad range of people.

These basket sleeves are made from recycled milk jugs. But they are made to slip down over an existing planter. They are weather and sun resistant, and they are specifically for outdoor use.

We stock what we know are our biggest sellers. Then we stock seasonal, and our prices are very reasonable.

We make a lot of what is in here ourselves. We make the wreaths and the swags and whatever ideas that we can come up with.

Bland did a good job.

So my humor, I'd say, comes from a mixture of lowbrow comedy shows and highbrow theater. It's an interesting mix.