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We have obviously some very bright kids who can do some high-level academic work. But when it comes to playing basketball, nobody cares. Unless we do a good job, nobody's going to appreciate the kind of people that we are or the kind of students that we are.


Fran Dunphy

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FRAN LEBOWITZ The area is a good area. It's going to boom someday.
FRAN DAVIS I think it's beginning to sink in. More and more faculty are reporting plagiarism.
FRAN COHEN Restraint is very important when one graduates,
FRAN KATZANEK Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds.
FRAN LEBOWITZ I did do acupuncture, which helped me a lot to reduce the internal inflammation.
FRAN DRESCHER Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.
FRAN DRESCHER If we don't empower ourselves with knowledge, then we're gonna be led down a garden path.
FRAN DRESCHER Since my illness, I've felt the presence of my angels.
FRAN DRESCHER Ginger is delicate and fragile, and Ginger is looking for her partner. So it fit.
FRAN WALLIS I've told the team very explicitly: We're approaching this game like any other. Our approach is the ...
FRAN MCCAFFERY I open the refrigerator. I decide against the half a lemon and jar of Gulden’s mustard and on the ...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Sarcasm: what they have in New York instead of jacuzzis.
FRAN LEBOWITZ I must take issue with the term “a mere child,” for it has been my invariable experience that th...
FRAN LEBOWITZ I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possib...
FRAN LEBOWITZ All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable. T...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Think before you speak, read before you think.
FRAN LEBOWITZ If people don't want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweate...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irr...
FRAN LEBOWITZ People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have tho...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it.
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