We had no one except Boss Hogg smoking -- and I was always chastising him for that.

The movie has four-letter words in it. You've got Willie Nelson playing Uncle Jesse, smoking dope? That's not 'Dukes of Hazzard.' It should have been 'Jackass 2,'

Bob was always a joker with me, ... I was his boss, but you'd never know it.

I wanted to do my own thing, be my own boss.

You don't have the collusion or the cover-up you had in smoking. We want to blame somebody, but the thing is, we're all a part of it.

[Finally there is the importance of patience:] If your boss wants to do a quick deal in China, ... lose his or her visa.