We had good opportunities and couldn't score and they took advantage of our mistakes. It comes down to that.


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This is Curtis Martin .
GERALD MAHER
Mike, you never sent any Raiders to me.
GERALD MAHER
These guys are human beings, not pieces of meat. But so many get concussions and don't tell anybody,...
GERALD MAHER
Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.
BILL MAHER
Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
BILL MAHER
What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
BILL MAHER
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
BILL MAHER
It's all been satirized for your protection.
BILL MAHER
Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think tha...
BILL MAHER
The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is ...
BILL MAHER
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat the...
BILL MAHER
Simon's almost naive in a sense. They live in a world where people have to be selfish and fight for ...
SEAN MAHER
I know people will have some questions.
TOM MAHER
New rule: Tulips aren't flowers. They're some kind of gay onion.
BILL MAHER
The shadow self is what lies beneath the makeup. It’s those ugly parts that you haven’t accepted...
NATHAN REESE MAHER
Patches don’t look it, but when attached to your soul they can get pretty heavy. They go over the ...
NATHAN REESE MAHER
Because I am, just as you are you. We don’t always get to pick who we are, Shelly Wynn, but we can...
NATHAN REESE MAHER
All is as if the world did cease to exist. The city's monuments go unseen, its past unheard, and its...
NATHAN REESE MAHER
Cry no tears for us, my friend.” I pry at her fingers, panicking to be released in fear that she m...
NATHAN REESE MAHER
That’s a stupid name! Whirly-gig is much better, I think. Who in their right
mind would point...
NATHAN REESE MAHER
I rouse Emily to our guests, as she finishes off our fifteenth snowman by setting the head atop its ...
NATHAN REESE MAHER
She leaves my side and heads deeper into
the apartment singing, “—if the spirit tries to hi...
NATHAN REESE MAHER
I steal one glance over my shoulder as soon as we are far from the foreboding luminance of the neon ...
NATHAN REESE MAHER
History doesn’t start with a tall building
and a card with your name written on it, but jokes...
NATHAN REESE MAHER
Did Bach ever eat
pancakes at midnight?
NATHAN REESE MAHER
I can’t help but ask, “Do you know where you are?”
She turns to me with a foreboding glar...
NATHAN REESE MAHER
There is a stillness between us, a period of restlessness that ties my stomach
in a hangman’s...
NATHAN REESE MAHER
Call me crazy, but there is something terribly wrong with this city.
NATHAN REESE MAHER
Do we not each dream of dreams? Do we not dance on the notes of lost
memories? Then are we not ...
NATHAN REESE MAHER
It’s no big deal. It’s kind of like a tattoo. It won’t hurt, not too much, just a few stitches...
NATHAN REESE MAHER