We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who<br />Comes on at five<br />She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam<br />In her eye<br />It's interesting when people die -<br />Give us dirty laundry<br /><br />Can we film the operation?<br />Is the head dead yet?<br />You know, the boys in the newsroom got a<br />Running bet<br />Get the widow on the set!<br />We need dirty laundry<br /><br />You don't really need to find out what's going on<br />You don't really want to know just how far it's gone<br />Just leave well enough alone<br />Eat your dirty laundry - Don Henley