We got sent to Miami and had to stay overnight.

Somehow things got messed up. There were three different groups all together. They basically put us on three different flights.

It took the course of one day to get everyone home.

We're asking pharmacists to not only dispense medication, but to be a social worker, computer geek and probably a magician.

I'm not trying to win a popularity poll. I'm trying to win football games.

When I came out of my mom's womb, I had 'sitcom' stamped on my forehead.