We gave up an awful goal from my standpoint. We fell asleep three minutes in, and now you've got 87 minutes left to try to get back into it. We did everything we could to do that, but it just didn't fall for us.
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Related We are far from perfect but willing to be different. CRAIG GROESCHEL We may claim to believe in God, but we don't want to believe so much that it makes us different. CRAIG GROESCHEL I'm bitterly disappointed, that from 27-9 down with 20 minutes left, we dragged ourselves into a pos... GARY PARKER What will happen if we go to 0 day? ... Everything has been wipe out from the techno... DEYTH BANGER After the first goal, we just went hard for the next few minutes. That helped us get a couple more. ... DAVID SALAZAR We made it difficult for ourselves. We're three-nil up and cruising and then we have 20 minutes wher... MIKE DEVANEY We had total command of that game until 7 minutes were left and then everything started breaking dow... BRENDAN FLAHERTY We dream. We aspire. We hope. Sure, we can get down too. But it's not about that. It's not those mom... ZECHARIAH BARRETT We did everything we could to win this game on a tricky pitch. We created a lot of opportunities but... FRANK RIJKAARD We dominated the game for the most part, but for two or three minutes, we allowed them to get back i... BILL BESTWICK We did everything tonight but win on the scoreboard. I think we dominated a large portion of the ga... JEFF AGOOS We had to work five back-to-back shows, forty-five minutes on, fifteen minutes off. That's just an a... WANDA JACKSON Could it be possible for humanity to put their differences aside for the survival of our species, un... GARY F EVANS... We were asleep for the first 15 minutes. We got behind because we just stood around and watched them... FELIX MAGATH You could just see it in our faces after we scored that second goal. We got three great shots in fro... ALLEN CARLSON Destiny consist in the moments that we experienced, and not in the choices we have to do. DANIEL MELGAçO Twelve minutes. We got into the locker room at 7:58, and we talked about until ten minutes after 8. ... KEITH DAMBROT I think we did everything tonight but win on the scoreboard. I think we dominated a large portion of... JEFF AGOOS We did everything tonight but win on the scoreboard. I think we dominated a large portion of t... JEFF AGOOS When we went to the media timeout with eight minutes to go, I just told everybody that we're down ri... LORENZO WILLIAMS Dae FATE NAYAE Nanagha Vandhuttoom Da, Sandy , Na Nata, London Lass,Russian Grapes, Ellorum Ippa Van... SATHESH KUMAR M I was trying not to get my head down because it was three minutes in and I knew we had time to come ... LINDSAY THOMPSON When We have Patience in our minds and Love in our hearts, Nothing appears to be impossible or unrea... PHILIP T.M That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it. EMINEM If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y... GARY F EVANS... People are attracted to who we are more than what we do. LORRIN L. LEE Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an... LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD See the world as it is, not as you wish it would be E. LOCKHART It's a lie to think that you are not good enough. It's a lie to think that you are not beautiful. It... DISON ARNIBAL The words you can’t find, you borrow. We read to know we’re not alone. We read because w... GABRIELLE ZEVIN It gave us a rush and our momentum picked up, but we slowed down for a couple minutes and they retal... LAUREN ROBIDEAU We've got the mentality that we expect to win every game we're in. From the standpoint of bragging r... CHAD FRAZIER It always feels good to score the first one -- even though it took me nine months to get it, ... We ... BEN OLSEN People see what they want to see SUSAN BETH PFEFFER That combination was something we wanted to hit last week (against West Craven). We tried two or thr... LEE ATKINS We played the best 29 minutes of basketball we played all season collectively, then we did everythin... LARRY EBERST We've got heart. We don't back down from nobody. We're going to come at you for 40 minutes and get a... CHRIS LOFTON We were short-handed for the first 10 minutes of that period. That?s a huge goal to get the momentum... JASON CHIMERA Fourteen down, in this league, with 12 minutes left in the game is nothing. We relaxed. On the defen... BYRON SCOTT We played real well. We were up after one quarter and with about two minutes left in the half we led... BILL HOLLAND 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give... JAMES C. DOBSON We had a really good second half. We had to do it on defense. We gave up just two points in the firs... ALY HINTON We felt pretty comfortable, especially scoring that goal to make it a one-goal game with 14 minutes ... GRIFF RICHARD We blew some defensive assignments and gave up a couple of 3s inside of eight minutes that we should... BYRON YOUNG We should have won the game or at least got one point. We let it get away with four minutes left. We... RADEK BONK I thank God for qualifying. We came to qualify and we did. We played with quality for 80 minutes the... ABDOULAYE SARR I just fell apart. I turned to drugs and did an awful lot of cocaine, which I no longer do... I gave... ANDY GIBB They came out and stuck it to us in the first three or four minutes. We just didn't have the firepow... ERIN JOHANNES We knew we were working hard so we knew we could do it. We executed and got it done. We did everythi... NICK ANURAK So many people shall regret three great things tomorrow; things they did, things they did not do and... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH We knew we had 16 minutes of ball left and unfortunately for us, they played better in the second ha... DAVID GALVIN Our coach kept telling us to stick it out for 40 minutes. After getting blown out at Stanford, it to... JOY HOLLINGSWORTH When Jasmine put that goal in we all knew we could pick it up and get right back into this game. LIZZIE FARRELL I'm still looking for it. You get under 5 minutes there, but I'm sure it will come. We've just got t... JASON BACASHIHUA After finishing runner-up last year, it was nice to win it this year. We came from way back to do it... DAN PFLIGLER The kids know that one got away from us. They now know you can't give up three or four minutes and n... LUANN GRYBOWSKI What's that, 48 points in 17 minutes we gave up? That just can't happen. BARCLAY RADEBAUGH It was really frustrating for the first five minutes of the game. I just felt we couldn't get into a... DEBBIE MERRILL I think when they got out to an early lead it was tough for us to get back on track, but we did. We ... DREW STAFFORD The sun persists in rising, so I make myself stand. All my joints complain and my left leg has been ... SUZANNE COLLINS We wanted to frustrate them. It worked for 40 minutes but then we let in a silly goal. But if we had... DAVID TUTTLE I was just in the right place at the right time. And Luke got to me right where I could put it in. I... DEREK STEWART Every time we did something wrong, we made up for it. Doss is a very good team, and they forced us i... JEFF MORROW With 6 minutes left in the third we huddled and we wanted to get it back right there. Lately I've be... DEREK ADAMS We didn’t think anything of it at the time, but we saw several of the bodies of the crew, space pi... CHRISTINA ENGELA And when I saw you kissing that girl My heart, it shattered and my eyes, they watered And ... KATE NASH I have no earthly idea what happened. The last three minutes of the first half hurt us. We wanted to... CONTINA JAMES We played a poor first half. If we had played 32 minutes like we did the last 16 minutes, there woul... JEFF STEELE I wasn't sure that we could come back from three down with 10 minutes to go, but I thought we could ... DAVID HARTWELL You either have the feeling or you don’t. DANIEL HANDLER Everything passes by, and we are left with just our memories BEN OAK We need to produce the perfect match in Russia. We have nothing to lose. It will be tough but there'... JEAN FERNANDEZ Our goal is to come out and play hard for 48 minutes. We were a little star-struck coming out. Then,... MAURICE JACKSON We were just (manure). We turned it on with 10 minutes left. That's not enough. That's not what is g... TODD BERTUZZI We just have to play 20 minutes and follow it up with another 20 minutes in the second half. MEL THOMAS We were ready, but I think we just came out tight, nervous, ... Once they got they got their first g... DAN MURPHY We fell asleep a little bit in the second half and we got away from some of the things that got us a... TONY CORDANI That isn't going to do it. Twenty-five minutes? Coach told us if we play 40 minutes, we can be the b... MARCUS WILLIAMS We did not match Griffith's intensity tonight. We had it going for a while in the second quarter, bu... JOE DELGADO We knew coming in that Wyoming was a good shooting team and we had to get a hand in their face. We w... LAVONDA WAGNER We did some good things, but we also took too many penalties. We didn't adhere to the things we need... MARC CRAWFORD We had to pick up our intensity in the last 10 minutes of the fourth quarter, and we did. We needed ... SHAQUILLE O'NEAL We had a game plan to pack it in and make them beat us from the outside, and we pretty much stuck to... DOUG KNOX We went to the regional finals last year and we had a lead with about two minutes left in the game. ... BRENDAN HIGGINS We came out in the second half and I thought really played well for about three or four minutes and ... GENE IBA We could have put up a little bit more shots just to get our offensive flow going. We worked hard. W... CAMEO HICKS So here we are laughing about this one thing as we pick up instruments to start practice, and it can... BILL ARDISON With five minutes left in the game and it's a seven point game, we had our chances to get back into ... MICHAEL GRANT This was our three-peat so we can get that up there that we were undefeated for three years. That wa... JENNY COOK We certainly did a good job for the first 20 minutes, but for whatever reason we just didn't play we... DAN TOBIAS When someone says we need to talk , what he or she usually means is you will listen . An... JAMES ANDERSON The biggest goal right now would have to be to try to do as well as we can in our home event. We jus... GREG PIECZYNSKI We did well. We hung in there for three events, got to floor and our legs were tired. I expected it,... FRANK KUDLAC We gave the show away and in return, we received a certain number of minutes per hour for the three-... CASEY KASEM There's no excuse. We went out there and gave it our all. We did what we could. It's disappointing f... LYNDI LIVELY It's a dream to have a last game like that, to send our seniors out undefeated in front of a crowd l... JOHN THARP It takes 7 1/2 minutes for a signal to get from Earth to the spacecraft and another 7 1/2 minutes to... DON YEOMANS We had too many breakdowns in the last three minutes. It's kind of been our MO this year, and we cou... CHRIS ZWETTLER We came up a bit short. I can't ask for anything more from my girls. We gave it everything we had. W... JODY FINK We made two mental lapses where we gave them open shots in the corner. From there, we just got cold.... ADAM LUCHTERHAND
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DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day. DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi... DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w... DAVE GROHL I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do... DAVE GROHL There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ... DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive... DAVE GROHL Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down. DAVE GROHL Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'... DAVE GROHL My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener. DAVE GROHL I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started. DAVE GROHL In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d... DAVE GROHL I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt... DAVE GROHL Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got. DAVE GROHL I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves. DAVE GROHL When you're young, you're not afraid of what comes next. You're excited by it. DAVE GROHL Your personal history is a part of what happens with your hands and your head as you play music. DAVE GROHL When there's so much left to do, why spend your time focusing on things you've already done,... DAVE GROHL There's always gonna be rock n' roll bands, there's always gonna be kids that love rock ... DAVE GROHL If there's one thing I'm good at, it's gathering people together to do something fun. DAVE GROHL Guilt is cancer. Guilt will confine you, torture you, destroy you as an artist. It's a black wal... DAVE GROHL My children were taught at an early age how money works and that it comes from hard work. They'v... DAVE RAMSEY You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. DAVE BARRY Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by... DAVE BARRY I care about what the fans feel. DAVE MUSTAINE One of my first records that I heard was 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd. DAVE MUSTAINE I am interested in politics. DAVE MUSTAINE I didn't like the way I was let go from Metallica. DAVE MUSTAINE Penelope Spheeris is a wonderful lady. DAVE MUSTAINE My mom and dad got divorced when I was very young, and growing up in a family where the head of the ... DAVE MUSTAINE I've never believed in singing about Satan and thinking he's cool, because he's not. DAVE MUSTAINE Well, the stuff that I liked growing up was AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, but I also liked the Beatles and gu... DAVE MUSTAINE