We felt U.S.A.D.A. made the proper ruling. It seems to me the anti-doping rules are lacking any notion of common sense.

We're thrilled with it. We felt that the circumstances of the cases warranted the minimum possible sanction under the rules and we're glad that USADA agreed.

The current anti-doping rules lack any notion of common sense.

The current anti-doping rules lack any notion of common sense. ... He had a well-documented reason for the positive test. It had nothing to do with performance enhancement.

Right now I've got just two rules to live by.

Rule one: don't taunt elephants.
Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants.

-Sergeant Schlock

Valentine's has always been a big play for hospitality.