We did not undertake this decision lightly. In view of the financial considerations facing MAO (Miss America Organization) now and in the future, we respect MAO's decision to start fresh. We wish the pageant well.
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Related we sat there smoking cigarettes at 5 in the morning. CHARLES BUKOWSKI If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y... GARY F EVANS... So, tomorrow, I'm leaving. And I'm not going to let that happen again with anyone else. I'm going to... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an... LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD Orion is above the horizon now, and near it Jupiter, brighter than it will ever be ... But i expect ... THOMAS HARRIS I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Fifa hasn't taken a decision to cancel lightly but sporting considerations are crucial. SEPP BLATTER We do not believe that Mike's conduct during the tournament appropriately represents the deep-seated... RANDY HOPPER We are making a financial decision we believe is in the interest of the students of this institution... ALI HASNAIN The more we give, the more we reap the benefits of feeling good in helping others. We are all capabl... ANGIE KARAN We should not blame people by the mistakes of others. DANIEL MELGAçO A couple of customers interrupted [...] who wanted to know if we had some YA book about ants and ali... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON These types of moves are never easy, ... We really appreciate what Clarence did for the organization... CARROLL DAWSON We now look to the British government, as it has in the past, to respect the court's decision. DAVID MCLEOD The people have spoken. Their decision is sovereign. We all respect it, ... I wish good luck to thos... ALAIN JUPPE The people have spoken. Their decision is sovereign. We all respect it... I wish good luck to those ... ALAIN JUPPE Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over. RICHARD CARLSON We cannot know the future. All we can do is face it bravely. We should take heed of those we love an... JULIET MARILLIER We respect and honor the decision. But it does not mean we approve of it. FRANCIS ESCUDERO We respect the Cabinet's decision, JOSEPH WU We respect the Cabinet's decision. JOSEPH WU I am not better than you because of my religion, color, culture, education, status, wealth, etc. I a... NAJWA ZEBIAN I'm already gone. I died that night on the side of that road with my sister. TRISHA LEAVER Perfection isn't everything," she said as she turned and walked away. "I think the flaws are what ma... TRISHA LEAVER With her I'd buried myself, every memory of who I was now, six feet under with the sister I'd put th... TRISHA LEAVER We may not get to choose how we die, but we can chose how we live. The universe may for... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON Dreams are hopeful because they exist as pure possibility. Unlike memories, which are fossils, long ... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON We hate Simple Minds. They were no.1 in our Top Five Bands or Musicians who will have to be shot com... NICK HORNBY If we're honest with ourselves, most of us know the one thing we lack. CRAIG GROESCHEL Now is the only time we have, and the only time we have any control over. RICHARD CARLSON We are grateful to Judy for her significant personal sacrifice to defend an important journalistic p... ARTHUR JR We are grateful to Judy for her significant personal sacrifice to defend an important journalistic p... ARTHUR SULZBERGER JR Wishing on that far away star, how far removed we truly are. MICHAEL DE CHâTILLON Hal is an talented chief financial officer who has made valuable contributions to the company, and w... MATTHEW SZULIK In our view, the financial markets are much too complacent about what a decision to keep tightening ... EDWARD MCKELVEY We accept and we respect the decision, but we don't agree with it, FRANCIS ESCUDERO Now we have one chance in some case, as in this body but in other body we will have + one because we... DEYTH BANGER We needed to find a better partner, one that better understands our values. CMT's audience is the he... ART MCMASTER Any fan of U2 will realize that this decision has not been taken lightly. We will announce further d... ARTHUR FOGEL When you grow up there are things that you would love to do make your father proud is one and have f... GARY F EVANS... The decision to leave the longtime home in Atlantic City was made after extremely careful deliberati... ART MCMASTER Because you can only die once but you can suffer forever. SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON The future belongs to all who, refusing to look back at the past move ahead with the clock as it tic... ODO SIMON AGBO We fall back into the past, we jump ahead into the future, and in this we lose our entire lives. THICH NHAT HANH Myself and Eddie O'Sullivan had discussed my future plans back in November and prior to the start of... DAVID HUMPHREYS Myself and Eddie O'Sullivan had discussed my future plans back in November and prior to the start of... DAVID HUMPHREYS From the standpoint of Ben, obviously Ben did what he did ... but we believe there were errors in bo... JAMES BURKE She was intimidating and all I could do was sit back on the couch as she paced back and forth, slowl... IN THE MAKING The decision to leave the pageant's longtime home in Atlantic City was made after extremely careful ... ART MCMASTER Without God there could be no American form of government nor an American way of life. Recognition o... DWIGHT DAVID EISENHOWER While, in our view, it would have been important to have a full public airing of views on the vital ... SEAN MCCORMACK While, in our view, it would have been important to have a full public airing of views on the vital ... SEAN MCCORMACK The words you can’t find, you borrow. We read to know we’re not alone. We read because w... GABRIELLE ZEVIN Personally, I still think the idea of holding such a high-profile opening event is a good one. FIFA ... SEPP BLATTER Use your heart. Understand. Learn to see things in the now, not as they were or will be, or as ... E.J. PATTEN I am kind of upset about Miss America being held in Las Vegas. I just don't want the image of Las Ve... DEBBIE MILES It's very surreal. When we were little we would watch the pageant as a family, and my sister and I w... JENNIFER BERRY While we hate to say goodbye, we understand his decision and wish him the very best. GEORGE BODENHEIMER We cannot wish for that we know not. VOLTAIRE Jocelyn is a class act and did a lot for our organization, ... We're happy to be able to get a deal ... DALE TALLON Convinced that we're living the whole time that we're dying. We decide to go out walking the wh... TEGAN QUIN When you come to the fork in the road, take it YOGI BERRA When we made the decision to remove the executive director position, it was a financial call. We sim... CAROLYN SMITH While, in our view, it would have been important to have a full public airing of views on the vital ... SEAN MCCORMACK To have the time to reminisce is one of the futures gifts. Don't think to much, don't live to fast, ... CALVIN WILSON We are the masters of our own destinies we shape and mould our lives into to the circumstances surro... GARY F EVANS... We don't distribute content that is known to be offensive, with rare exceptions. This is not one of ... KATHLEEN CARROLL to the victor go the spoils THE AMERICA The pivotal role ETS plays in international student admissions is not something we take lightly. It ... PAUL RAMSEY When you live in the present, the past is forgotten & the future takes care of itself. MANDY HALE While we respect the decision Brett has made today, we regret seeing him go, MIKE BARNETT We think this is very bad for Korean consumers and very bad for the industry in Korea and for mature... TOM BURT We (the coaching staff) make the decision - I'd like to talk to my group of technical people and we ... GUUS HIDDINK Standing on the edge of that darkness, she felt the stirrings of reckless want. A wild sort of brave... EMILY LLOYD-JONES Weirdly enough, the more we give away, the richer we become. CRAIG GROESCHEL We wish we could have made a decision more quickly but we do not want to make a mistake. GERARD SCHWARZ An emotionally locked person refuses to let go of their sad memories and live in the now. KILROY J. OLDSTER We must respect the past, and mistrust the present, if we wish to provide for the safety of the futu... JOSEPH JOUBERT I did not come in with preconceived notions when I came here. We went in to review what happened thi... JOE QUINLAN This decision could have been reached much earlier, and we could have been well into the proceeding ... BRUCE DOWNEY This decision could have been reached much earlier, and we could have been well into the proceeding ... BRUCE L. DOWNEY It came down to without support of the organization, we could not move forward. That was what I base... CHARLES COLEMAN This action is unavoidable due to the illness of an immediately family member of one of the band. An... ARTHUR FOGEL This action is unavoidable due to the illness of an immediate family member of one of the band. Any ... ARTHUR FOGEL Just because you believe something was true in the past does not mean it will be true in the future. JEFFREY FRY When We have Patience in our minds and Love in our hearts, Nothing appears to be impossible or unrea... PHILIP T.M This was a unanimous decision of the jury who will not accept this kind of gesture in the future. GUENTER HUJARA Now is everything Now is the essence Now is the focus Focus on the now For that ... KAREN HACKEL The U.S. should print on its money, "In Guns We Trust" and use pictures of aircraft carriers, F-16 a... BOBBY W. MILLER Jeff has made significant contributions to our Pharmaceutical Products Group and we wish him well in... MILES WHITE While we are confident that we are presently in full compliance with the decision, we wish to dispel... BRAD SMITH It is not always what we know or analyzed before we make a decision that makes it a great decision. ... WILLIAM POLLARD When we did make it public that we were not letting anyone watch any longer, the Filipino fans stopp... FREDDIE ROACH We are committed to advancing the information society in the long run. Unfortunately, we are now obl... JUHO LIPSANEN Most of us right now are in the process of ... due diligence, ... What do we know about this candida... SAM BROWNBACK Switching browsers isn't a decision we could make lightly. We would have to work with countless vend... JAY LEAL In the beginning, there was nothing and from nothing came our species then behold the dawn of music.... GARY F EVANS... Today's decision means everyone loses. The Times has lost this case and will now undertake the diffi... ARTHUR JR Today's decision means everyone loses. The Times has lost this case and will now undertake the diffi... ARTHUR SULZBERGER JR
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