We couldn't do it again if we tried. It was so funny. We didn't rehearse or anything, we were just talking smack. The casting crew loved the video so much, that's why they picked us.

Next thing you know Joe Rogan is at the door saying, 'surprise' and all the kids ran out the door like it was Christmas or something.

They ask you everything from what you like to eat to what you won't eat and what you're afraid of. Like on a scale of one to five, how scared are you of alligators?

That's supposed to be funny.

It's funny how different people are. If I'd been this kid and someone was snarling "Ordering a pizza?" at me, without even thinking, I would have snarled back "Yeah. You want pepperoni?"
-Maximum Ride

Funny, but after trading for more than 15 years, I still am capable of forgetting a cardinal rule: The paper you own, in the end, will be intertwined with the fate of the 30-year bond.