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Everything has been wipe out from the techno...
DEYTH BANGER She is sugar, curiosity, and rain.
E. LOCKHART The words you can’t find, you borrow.
We read to know we’re not alone. We read because w...
GABRIELLE ZEVIN If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y...
GARY F EVANS... We don't mind taking the money and using it simply for computers and technology initiatives that we ...
GEORGE ALLEN We want to build technology that everybody loves using, and that affects everyone. We want to create...
LARRY PAGE Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an...
LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD I am aware that everyone that exists has a story, and we all exist because that story is important f...
ARZELL I don't know where to go. I don't know what comes now."
"Don't worry," Will said. "We'll figur...
LAUREN OLIVER To say to that you will never forget ,is always a sincere and an honest way to express ones self to ...
GARY F EVANS... In every passing moment that is not appreciated time cannot give it back to you. So in moments of id...
GARY F EVANS... When we die our deeds shall be left for humanity to judge & our flesh shall become dust for humanity...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Dae FATE NAYAE Nanagha Vandhuttoom Da, Sandy , Na Nata, London Lass,Russian Grapes, Ellorum Ippa Van...
SATHESH KUMAR M The island is ours. Here, in some way, we are young forever.
E.LOCKHART اگر میخواهید جایی زندگی کنید که مردمش از موش ها نمیترسن...
EMILY LOCKHART You hate cake doughnuts."
"Of course," says Mirren. "But we didn't get the cake, we got glazed ...
E.LOCKHART There are parallel universes in which different events have happened to the same people. An alternat...
E. LOCKHEART There is not even a scrabble word for how bad I feel.
E. LOCKHEART He was contemplation and enthusiasm. Ambition and strong coffee.
E. LOCKHART Johnny, he is bounce, effort, and snark.
Mirren, she is sugar, curiosity, and rain.
Gat, h...
E.LOCKHART Everything doesn't seem like anything when you love someone. Especially when you're young.
E. LOCKHART We cannot be too careful about the words we use; we start out using them and they end up using us.
EUGENE H. PETERSON We live in a world of things, and our only connection with them is that we know how to manipulate or...
ERICH FROMM I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made ...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON When you tell me your story or about yourself I understand who you are and are able to share who I a...
BRENT M. JONES Hard systems are everything we're using right now - computers, phones, planes, the clothes you&#...
ALLAN SAVORY If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th...
GARY F EVANS... Could it be possible for humanity to put their differences aside for the survival of our species, un...
GARY F EVANS... Wishing on that far away star, how far removed we truly are.
MICHAEL DE CHâTILLON We have a right to life, not on it.
DANIEL MELGAçO Air is approximately 21% oxygen, our brains feed off of oxygen. So basically we are all airheads.
ANDONI GARCIA Inspired By Beauty In Creation We Are One
DANIEL GILMAN People are attracted to who we are more than what we do.
LORRIN L. LEE We each can accomplish so much in this world. There is no room for boredom
ROXE Are shadows a shadowy reflection of the soul or is it a reflection of who we really are, or possibly...
GARY F EVANS... You either have the feeling or you don’t.
DANIEL HANDLER And when I saw you kissing that girl
My heart, it shattered and my eyes, they watered
And ...
KATE NASH We are this fucking stick in the end...
DEYTH BANGER Sisi wote ni wanafunzi.
ENOCK MAREGESI Created visions of experiencing unreality.
VICDO Even when we do not create children's fears, when they come to us with fears ready-made and built-in...
JOHN W. HOLT JR. See the world as it is, not as you wish it would be
E. LOCKHART It's a lie to think that you are not good enough. It's a lie to think that you are not beautiful. It...
DISON ARNIBAL The people who would like to manipulate and use you won't tell you your blind spots. They may plan t...
ASSEGID HABTEWOLD We did this record with minimal technology, just suitcases of computers. I didn't want to go into a ...
MICK JAGGER There are no morals about technology at all. Technology expands our ways of thinking about things, e...
HERBERT SIMON Everything passes by, and we are left with just our memories
BEN OAK We don't lie to protect the other person. We lie to protect ourselves from the consequences. We lie ...
ELISA MARIE HOPKINS We carry around computers in our pockets. Many people barely use them as phones. We use them as comp...
MITCHELL BAKER we
sat there
smoking
cigarettes
at
5
in the morning.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI An Error is like Salt and A 'Sincere' Apology is like Water and a ''Repeated Same Error'' is like a ...
ANUROOP TYAGI So a more sensible thing it seemed to me was to go to Silicon Valley and be pushing on the technolog...
THOMAS DOLBY What you call dirty and muddy place, is what a pig calls his palace
SOTONYE ANGA We were really looking for a fresh sound, and I think you can hear that with the use of electronics ...
ELVIS COSTELLO The Bible consistently and directly indicates that when we give generously, we're serving, honoring,...
CRAIG GROESCHEL It's a lot more warm and live sounding. It doesn't sound crystal-clear, picture-perfect. That's what...
GABE BORQUEZ We cannot wish for that we know not.
VOLTAIRE Empathy is a bridge. Our sufferings connect us. Let pain make you softer.
AKIROQ BROST There's no "i" in we, but it is in egoic. When you think about we instead of me, then and only then ...
CELESTINE L. GRAY We all have the potential to do terrible things. But we also have the potential to overcome our mist...
VERONICA ROSSI We live in relative world with relatives.
DEYTH BANGER The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.
CHINESE PROVERB For years I thought we were on the same page...then I discovered we were NOT even in the same book.....
KJFORCE We are all joined in a circle of stories.
LINDA JOY MYERS There is nothing that makes us feel so good as the idea that someone else is an evildoer.
ROBERT LYND Normally, we're never satisfied.
CRAIG GROESCHEL Love is purpose and we all have love so we all have a purpose
PARKER LOUIS SEELY All my life I have overheard, all my life I have listened to what people will let slip when they thi...
PATRICIA LOCKWOOD Never eat anything bigger than your ass.
E. LOCKHART We are Sinclairs. Beautiful. Privileged. Damaged. Liar. We live, least in the summertime, on a priva...
E. LOCKHART Outside... we are just nobody... you could meet me outside... but it doesn't mean that I am DeYtH Ba...
DEYTH BANGER Come on... come on... I am waiting for answer...
...

Silence doesn't make it... bet...
DEYTH BANGER Our gods are here, below, with us---in the office, the kitchen, the workshop, the toilet; the gods h...
YEVGENY ZAMYATIN What, the glass is half-full instead of half-empty? Bullshit. What they don't tell you is that regar...
T.J. KLUNE I have only touched one other computer at my friend Marissa's house, and found the experience discon...
LENA DUNHAM The more we hear about John Roberts' record, the more disturbed we become. That he counseled Preside...
JOE SOLMONESE I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES We do not choose to be born...We do not--most of us, choose to die, or the times or conditions of ou...
JOSEPH EPSTEIN We've got exactly what we need to fulfill our destiny!
ABHISHEK KUMAR We all have the power to influence others. It is up to us, whether we are going to abuse that power ...
ABHIJIT NASKAR We've always had that living room, write-the-song-on-an-acoustic sound. We were all good friends, so...
DAVE DOMBROSKI It's barely typical writing about things of the past here in the present; for, when we do, it's only...
MARCO OSCAR OZ I try to use the landline whenever I can. We cannot do without the mobile phones, but we don't n...
JUHI CHAWLA We'll set up a demo session and try to knock out eight or ten songs and make them sound as close...
SHANE MCANALLY Quite simply, condoms are cool, and using them is cooler. We want to make it trendy, hip and cool to...
BILL ROEDY When we are kind and forgiving, we will be forgiven.
DEBASISH MRIDHA I think the majority of the hospitals are still using paper-based [systems]. But many of them are mi...
JANET PRUST Often it’s not we who shape words, but the words we use that shape us.
NINA GEORGE We cannot solve life's problems except by solving them.
M. SCOTT PECK We only care about our faults when we realize them.
DANIEL MELGAçO I've always been interested in technology, but specifically how we can use machines to engage th...
AARON KOBLIN We get computers that are five to 10 years old; we even have some old Macs from the '80s. They still...
DAVE SEVICK The more we give, the more we reap the benefits of feeling good in helping others. We are all capabl...
ANGIE KARAN We are far from perfect but willing to be different.
CRAIG GROESCHEL Destiny consist in the moments that we experienced, and not in the choices we have to do.
DANIEL MELGAçO When someone says we need to talk, what he or she usually means is you will listen. An...
JAMES ANDERSON We play standard pop/rock music. I write most of the music, and bring it to the band so we can shape...
BRAD CALLOW In this age when people expect to get their music for free, we have to work out how we can protect t...
CLIVE DAVIS We cannot always oblige; but we can always speak obligingly.
VOLTAIRE For all of its uncertainty, we cannot flee the future.
BARBARA JORDAN

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JEFF LINDSAY Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I h...
JEFF LINDSAY Their conversation ceased abruptly with the entry of an oddly-shaped man whose body resembled a cert...
JEFF PHILLIPS I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of t...
JEFF FORTENBERRY By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks...
JEFF GILES Is that why you're crying?"
(...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see....
JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el...
JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter
JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot...
JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y...
JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY