We can't continue the way we're going. We're not moving the ball too good in the second half. We've got to go in and see what adjustments we can make to get this back on the right track, because this don't look too good right now.

I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten

This Oscar Pistorius business is interesting. There is this cult of carrying lots of guns and being ready to shoot somebody. There were people I knew had guns and carried them openly around Johannesburg. It is frowned on now to carry a gun, but Pistorius and co. got away with it.

We in the west are seen as godless, as greedy and as uncaring about the suffering of those in the developing world.

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.

Kiss you? But Dad, I'm your kid!