We buy generic diapers instead of the good kind.

Politicians are like diapers, they should be changed often and for the same reason.

We're at around 1,200 registered volunteers. That's a really good testament because this is kind of a vague thing, but it's a really important volunteer job, and we're still recruiting.

Any kind of non-perishable items, diapers, pens, paper.

Why not return some cash to shareholders instead of having to always buy back shares?

(Or maybe she was just more afraid of being like everyone else.)