We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does

We can get hot and bothered quicker over nothing, and cool off faster than nay nation in the world

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this -- no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

That's what makes us a great nation. We take the little things serious, and the big ones as a joke.

Any nation is heathen that ain't strong enough to punch you in the jaw.