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JAY LENO There's all this talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Well, you know where he is now? Visiting Mexico, ...
JAY LENO The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a we...
JAY LENO The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' ...
JAY LENO Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate. The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of...
JAY LENO Politics is just show business for ugly people.
JAY LENO A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, ...
JAY LENO My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?
JAY LENO Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back togethe...
JAY LENO With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides,
flooding, severe thunderstorms tea...
JAY LENO The moment I started reading, I was no longer in my bedroom, no longer sad, no longer even myself.
KATRINA LENO I was reading in the paper today that Congress wants to replace the dollar bill with a coin. They’...
JAY LENO It's what everybody is waiting for. Everybody is excited about the World Cup and I hope it gets thin...
LENO RIVERA Our team here is very young. There are a lot of prospects on this club. We have some guys who did no...
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