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We are going to train the toilet cleaner to upgrade himself or herself to a level where he or she can take care of the entire toilet, including changing bulbs, repairing locks, repairing leaky taps, doing periodical heavy cleaning, technical cleaning, taking away urine salt inside the toilet and recommending change to the toilet layout,


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ALFRED THE GREAT I wouldn't make him a toilet cleaner in Parliament House, let alone Leader of the Opposition,
MARK LATHAM I wouldn't make him a toilet cleaner in Parliament House, let alone the leader of the opposition.
MARK LATHAM You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
CAROLYN GOLD HEILBRUN You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
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KEN KESEY France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
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GARY F EVANS... If you drop a book into the toilet, you can fish it out, dry it off and read that book. But if you d...
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PETER BENCHLEY Crystal dressed up as a mummy for Halloween by wrapping herself with toilet paper and ace bandages.
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JOSEPH GOLDBERG France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
BILLY WILDER Bangkok is a toilet without a flush.
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SAM HARRIS If you can market smut and toilet paper, you can market movies.
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BILLY WILDER It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl.
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JAIRAM RAMESH I can only state that the toilet cassette was empty at pick up.
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CHLOE THURLOW Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
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ALEXANDER CHASE Roses are red,violets are blue,when i flush the toilet i remember you.
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'Not always,' I countered.
'Yes, alw...
RUTA SEPETYS There's nothing behind a closed door besides a toilet.
JOE HURWITZ It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
GEORGE LINDSEY We're looking at solar panels and maybe a composting toilet.
KATHY PLUNK Great rolls of toilet paper arc like ejaculate through the black sycamores.
GARTH RISK HALLBERG I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
JOEL MADDEN I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
MARK MCKINNEY Morale went in the toilet, and I'm speaking mildly, when this happened.
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GARY F EVANS... The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist.
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SIMI GREWAL The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.
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BILLY WILDER France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper
BILLY WILDER You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.
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JACK STRAW It's extraordinary what children put up with. I happened to see two of my uncles put my father u...
JACK STRAW In 1933, the Nazis came to power and the more systematic persecution of the Jews followed quickly. L...
JACK STEINBERGER In the evenings I studied chemistry at the University of Chicago, the weekends I helped in the famil...
JACK STEINBERGER I feel I learned as much from fellow students as from the professors.
JACK STEINBERGER I reverted easily to my wild state, that is experimentation.
JACK STEINBERGER I had no new ideas on the physics we might learn, and I could not compete with the younger generatio...
JACK STEINBERGER I studied chemical engineering. I was a good student, but these were the hard times of the depressio...
JACK STEINBERGER