We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career