We accomplish two-in-one. We have a musical festival and a cultural festival.

Other people get moody in their forties and fifties - men get the male menopause. I missed the whole thing. I was just really happy.

We were sure we were going to make it when the Coconuts staff was shopping in the store. Because even with their discount, my prices were lower.

I ought to be groovy and be able to say the enemy is this and the enemy is that... but I've never been very good at... I don't want to have to answer questions I don't know the answer to properly. I have an opinion.

I had a very happy childhood, happy teenage years and I was famous by the time I was 22. A charmed life.

Bigger Than Hitler is because I made so many more sitcoms than Hitler ever made. It's just vast. Videos of me have been watched in countries that weren't invented when he was around. It's just a fact of who I am.