Watching an inspection is like watching paint dry.

We don't try to rival Champagne. Our product is different. It's not as dry and it's more fruity. I think it's better. Champagne is vastly overrated and often vastly overpriced. People are beginning to realise the value of a home grown Welsh product.

But then when you look anywhere south, it's dry, dry.

Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas.

I couldn't go into the haphazard drawing or the paintings, the splashing of paint. I wanted to go back to a completely dry drawing, a dry conception of art.

So, obviously, we won't be able to get in to do that inspection.