Washington is out of control, and it's time for Texans to stand up and stop them.

There comes a time when you have to stand up and be counted.

I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.

Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.

On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did.

I stand up to people.