Washington is nicknamed "The Evergreen State" because it sounds better than "The Incessant Nagging Drizzle State."

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The lakes in Washington State give us tons of crawfish.
TOM DOUGLAS The ball carries a lot better than it does in the Florida State League.
LEE MITCHELL

We've established a Washington State Academy of Sciences that will enable us to make decisions b...
CHRISTINE GREGOIRE When you represent the state of Washington, we have a tradition of deciding social issues by vote. W...
MICHAEL BAUMGARTNER

He beat a two-time Class AA state qualifier in Jim Hooker (of Evergreen Park), who was seeded first.
ADAM WEST Slowing traffic down is harder than it seems because it's a state highway.
KAREN EARLEY As good as catch, maybe better, than the one at state.
BRAD SKOGLUND The state of Alaska has a minimum wage which is higher than the federal level because our state lead...
JOE MILLER We are the Drifters and Dancers, Sunworshippers and Risk Takers. The Dreamers, The Lovers, Believers...
FRANKIE KERR-DINEEN

Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.
EDGAR WILSON NYE

Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
BILL NYE

Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
EDGAR WILSON NYE

Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
MARK TWAIN This team is capable of winning the state tournament. Unless someone is just better than us.
GREGG HOSTETLER I love sending stuff to Usher because it always sounds better than me.
SAM DEW It sounds better than the other CDs, ... The packaging is nice.
JEFF HOLT It's a real difficult question to answer because they're all very different. This (Nevada) is a more...
REGGIE THEUS There aren't many teams in the state that could come back from 15 down against that Washington team ...
CHARLIE HALL As awkward as it sounds. I'm not Shane Larkin, Barry Larkin's son, anymore. It's Barry L...
SHANE LARKIN We'd like the state to bite off as much as possible because it is a state park.
LAURA FISHER

federal officials assured us that Washington state is not under any credible threat.
GARY LOCKE It feels a little nerve-racking, because people expect us to do better this year. We have more to lo...
DAVID PARK

My meaning is, that any state of action or passion implies previous action or passion. It does not b...
PLATO It sounds better than the truth, which is that DOD is not cooperative.
MARK ZAID

Thanks to the abundance of shellfish in Puget Sound, Washington State is the largest oyster producer...
TOM DOUGLAS Ball State makes it an absolute priority to comply with all NCAA rules, and our student-athletes und...
BALL STATE I'll probably look it over, ... Stick some of it on the fridge for safe keeping.
BALL STATE We did some good things today, ... It is tough to score in our game.ÃƒÂ‚Ã‚Â You have to g...
BALL STATE I thought we generated some good scoring chances, ... They took the game to us in the first 45 minut...
BALL STATE Etchings, Woodcuts, and Lithographs:
BALL STATE It is always neat to see a team make some great adjustments whenÃƒÂ‚Ã‚Â itÃƒÂ‚Ã‚Â...
BALL STATE It started with one vehicle, which spun out in heavy fog. I think she hit a patch of ice,
MICHIGAN STATE Billy, are you surprised Roy Williams was able to turn this program around so quickly?
MICHIGAN STATE It is always neat to see a team make some great adjustments when it is down, ... Our depth was a h...
BALL STATE She wanted proof why a Mac would be better than
the Dell I already had,
BALL STATE I think that word really captures what this group
represents,
BALL STATE We had to be one of the most improved teams in the country from week one to week two if we were goin...
BALL STATE We did some good things today, ... It is tough to score in our game. You have to give credit to Yo...
BALL STATE I thought we generated some good scoring chances, ... They took the game to us in the first 45 minut...
BALL STATE Ball State makes it an absolute priority to comply
with all NCAA rules, and our student-athlete...
BALL STATE I think that word really captures what this group represents,
BALL STATE I would think that if you understood what Communism was, you would hope, you would pray on your knee...
MICHIGAN STATE On the field, he's the fastest kid I've seen in person. I wish I hadn't seen him in person.
MICHIGAN STATE This loss today goes to the coaches,'' Michigan State coach John L. Smith said.
MICHIGAN STATE There's no way we can possibly know what he's going through except to have him know we're all there ...
MICHIGAN STATE This was a 15-rounder and then some, ... In the end Nebraska made more plays than we did.
MICHIGAN STATE These cases have no legal support, ... It's so frivolous that there's a good chance that the law fir...
YORK STATE It was a program, an end-of-the-year program. It means you've been in a lot of clubs. Stuff like tha...
BALL STATE I looked into the stands and saw a bunch of former Cyclones and for us to win with them there, it wa...
BALL STATE It's from high school,
BALL STATE It is always neat to see a team make some great adjustments when it is down, ... Our depth was a h...
BALL STATE I think we all have to be a little more sensible about what we're trying to do, ... There is somethi...
BALL STATE regardless of their cultural, religious or geographic background.
BALL STATE I told the kids in the locker room, I was proud of the way they hung in there, ... They still believ...
BALL STATE That's true of all the teams we have, ... We are investing more in football, and we want to have a b...
BALL STATE Dennis is the heart and soul of our team, ... We are extremely disappointed for him, however his hea...
BALL STATE Our mission is to make Washington the safest state in the nation for consumers and their personal in...
ATTORNEY MCKENNA Our mission is to make Washington the safest state in the nation for consumers and their personal in...
ATTORNEY GENERAL ROB MCKENNA I don't want Washington - let me be perfectly clear - I do not want Washington involved in local...
JAN BREWER No better team ever played in this state than you - nobody.
DICK PEECHER

The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Perhaps they'd been conditioned by all the quarantines and blackouts, all the invisible boundaries C...
PETER WATTS The national economy is strong right now, and the Virginia economy is strong. We're better than pret...
BILL MEZGER I wouldn't say that one is technically better than the other, but polymer is in an earlier state of ...
KIMBERLY ALLEN

Our goal is to displace the entrenched powers in Washington, restore the rightful balance between th...
RICK PERRY It is encouraging to see our home state of Washington at the forefront of legislation and enforcemen...
NANCY ANDERSON

I was born in Washington State and have lived here for 42 plus years.
DAVID GUTERSON But if you're looking to be spooked by really tall trees then you've got to go to Washington...
DAR WILLIAMS Washington and Washington State are tough teams to go to. It's a hostile environment and they have g...
JASON FONTENET Washington is the only state with a positive balance of trade with China, something we are very prou...
HOLLY ARMSTRONG I have much greater faith in the governor and the state legislature to craft a Medicaid system that ...
KAREN HANDEL The Washington state economy right now is a job engine drawing people in from the sidelines and into...
GREG WEEKS The State acquires power... and because of its insatiable lust for power it is incapable of giving u...
FRANK CHODOROV

I shall state silences more competently than ever a better man spangled the butterflies of vertigo.
SAMUEL BECKETT We've got a close eye on Washington state. It seems to me that people there are rejecting the Republ...
BILL BURTON

The state of your life is nothing more than a reflection of your state of mind.
WAYNE DYER Masters is a meat grinder. In other parts of the state, they would already be in state finals, but t...
WILL PELLUM The numbers support the fact that this is a more Republican state than Democratic state. Absolutely,...
JOE ERWIN I think Utah State is a better team than Montana was. They're closer to what Pacific was.
LORENZO ROMAR

It is better that some should be unhappy than that none should be happy, which would be the case in ...
SAMUEL JOHNSON The experience at state last year was fantastic. We wish it would have been a little more fantastic....
CAREY HAZELL I believe nobody is stronger than the state. So the state would be strong, and we have to work altog...
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Washington is nicknamed "The Evergreen State" because it sounds better than "The Incessant Nagging Drizzle State."

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Washington is nicknamed "The Evergreen State" because it sounds better than "The Incessant Nagging Drizzle State."

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