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Hunk muffin earned it


Rick Riordan

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He forced his fists to unclench. "Look, lady, we're not going to go all Hunger Games on each other. ...
RICK RIORDAN I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.
RICK RIORDAN This is crap," Shaun said, withdrawing his arm.

"Right," I agreed.

"Absolutel...
MIRA GRANT I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts -Leo Valdez
RICK RIORDAN The eidolons started pounding on the door.
'Who is it?' Leo called.
'Valdez!'
'Vald...
RICK RIORDAN Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”
“Hazel,” he said. “Do you trust me?”...
RICK RIORDAN It'll be dangerous," Nyssa warned him. "Hardship, monsters, terrible suffering. Possibly none of you...
RICK RIORDAN Leo didn't usually think of the ukulele as a sad instrument. (Pathetic, sure. But not sad.) Yet the ...
RICK RIORDAN At the ed of the hall stood a walnut door with a bronze plaque:

ASCLEPIUS

MD...
RICK RIORDAN Leo: Rainbows. Very macho.
Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the...
RICK RIORDAN Shut up, me,” Leo said aloud.
“What?” Piper asked.
“Nothing,” he said. “Long n...
RICK RIORDAN Titanic city" was born.
It's the song, they said.
No, the sea, the luxury, the ship.
...
KHALED HOSSEINI You’re that lady,” Leo said. “The one who was named after Caribbean music.”
Her eyes gl...
RICK RIORDAN I didn't answer, but, please—nothing is obvious with boys. For such simple creatures, they are qui...
RICK RIORDAN Will they cower?' Kym asked.

'Tons of cowering! Plus your name in the summer programme. A...
RICK RIORDAN No!" Leo yelled.
"Uhhh," Nico groaned from the floor.
"Piper!" Jason cried.
"Monke...
RICK RIORDAN Oh my god, I am so awesome!" Leo bellowed.
"So awesome!" Echo yelled back.
"He is funny," ...
RICK RIORDAN Huh," Leo said. "Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a tot...
RICK RIORDAN Destroy it?' Leo was appalled. 'You've got a life-size bronze dragon, and you want to destroy it?' RICK RIORDAN Like the zodiac sign?' Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.'
'No, stupid,' Leo said, 'I'm a Leo. You're a P...
RICK RIORDAN Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Per...
RICK RIORDAN This is Buford,” Leo announced.
“You name your furniture?” Frank asked.
RICK RIORDAN Annina: Monsieur Rick, what kind of a man is Captain Renault?
Rick: Oh, he's just like any othe...
HUMPHREY BOGART Correct." Kekrops sounded bitter, like he regretted his decision. "My people were the original Athen...
RICK RIORDAN I would've hit the water hard, but at the last second I changed into a falcon.

~Carter Ka...
RICK RIORDAN Somewhere behind me, Zia yelled, "Hippo!" Which I thought was a little late.

~Carter Kane
RICK RIORDAN If I were a flowerpot, I would've checked my hair.

~Carter Kane
RICK RIORDAN Hazel!” he yelled. “That box! Open it!”
She hesitated, then saw the box he meant. Te labe...
RICK RIORDAN This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..."
"Repair boy." RICK RIORDAN Everyday we are at war.
Peaceful mind is earned.
TOBA BETA Whenever Percy stopped by to see [Annabeth], she was so lost in thought that the conversation went s...
RICK RIORDAN LEO MERCURÉ: The Daily Express says (the play)’s disgusting.

GILDA: We should b...
NOëL COWARD Rick stared at him. "Your brother is an alien."
"Yeah, but he's a cute one.
MIRA GRANT What have I earned from you, Valek? Loyalty? Respect? Trust?"

"You have my attention. But...
MARIA V. SNYDER This is the Propylon." He waved toward a stone path lined with crumbling columns. "One of the main g...
RICK RIORDAN Of all the Hathaway sisters,” Cam said equably, “Beatrix is the one most suited to choose her ow...
LISA KLEYPAS People always ask me
"Son what does it take
To reach out and touch your dreams?"
To t...
TIM MCGRAW Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, What am I gonna do wi...
RICK RIORDAN BUILDING A SUCCESSFUL BRAND
IS CONVINCING THE FULL BELLY
THAT IT IS STILL HUNGRY AND HAS ...
QWANA M. "BABYGIRL" REYNOLDS-FRASIER Correct." Kekrops sounded bitter, like he regretted his decision. "My people were the original Athen...
RICK RIORDAN Leo drummed his fingers. “Great. I should have installed a smoke screen that makes the ship smell ...
RICK RIORDAN I don't recommend shadow travel if you're scared of:
a) The dark
b) Cold shivers up your s...
RICK RIORDAN Live fully and without fear
RICK RIORDAN APOLLO'S DAILY MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH

"You are gorgeous and people love you!
RICK RIORDAN What I want from you is simple. I want today only.

If it’s laughter, I want it. If it�...
D. LOVE So you want we to play a game?
...

Aha, I like that...!

I FUCKING LOVE IT...
DEYTH BANGER everything i know about love
is that it hurts
and is almost always never returned
the...
AVA. everything i know about love
is that it hurts
and is almost always never returned
the...
AVA Just that I have loved you, even when I was nothing and no one to you, when you didn’t know my nam...
SHERRY THOMAS We’ve arrived,” Leo announced. “Time to Split.”
Frank groaned. “Can we leave Valdez i...
RICK RIORDAN Not really hungry."
"She’ll eat." Pritkin said curtly.
"I said —"
"If you starve ...
KAREN CHANCE Evelyn: Look, I... I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter...
MAX ALLAN COLLINS The Invisible is moving
Softly and soothing
I feel it inside
It is you
It is my ...
RIXA WHITE It's mechanical," Leo said. "Maybe a doorway to the dwarfs' secret lair?"
"Ooooo!" shrieked a ...
RICK RIORDAN Yo no soy poeta. Leo poesía, pero jamás he
podido escribir un solo verso. Y no porque no lo h...
NICHOLAS SPARKS Scrimgeour: "It's time you learned some respect!"
Harry: "It's time you earned it.
J.K. ROWLING Oh, by the way…” Jason glanced at Percy. “I resigned my office, gave Frank a field promotion t...
RICK RIORDAN Tate, you’re mine, and I’m yours. Every day you’re
going to realize that more and more. W...
PENELOPE DOUGLAS There are two things essential if you want to enhance your Jedi self-confidence:

1/ beli...
STEPHEN RICHARDS Owen," Henry said excitedly, "I think Coach wants you to hit for Meccini."

Owen closed CHAD HARBACH He could be a butterfly dreaming he's a man."
"Well, he's not. He's a big fat man dreaming he's...
DEREK LANDY They want us to be afraid.
They want us to be afraid of leaving our homes.
They want us ...
KAMAND KOJOURI The guilt you felt
when you were smiling
and others were suffering,
the guilt you ...
KAMAND KOJOURI I love my mother.

My mother loves my dad.

Those two facts are undeniable.
JOHNA PASSARO Yaicha runs.

He sits down, tired,
and says to mom,
"I'm sorry you had to see t...
THALIA CHALTAS Never mind," Leo said. "I'm pretty sure pi is, uh, 3.1415 blah blah blah. The number goes on forever...
RICK RIORDAN I really don't want to be a hunk.
JOHN MAYER Life is weird and wonderful like that, is it not.
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS Leo: “I can’t believe I thought you were hot.”
Khione’s face turned red. “Hot? You d...
RICK RIORDAN You set it, You hit it!
And meanwhile you work hard to hit real quick.
HARSHVARDHAN MALPANI You set it, You hit it!
And meanwhile you work hard to hit real quick.
HARSHVARDHAN MALPANIANI I want to fall to sleep with you,
and I could care less
whether it is in
layers up...
BEAU TAPLIN i do not want to have you
to fill the empty parts of me
i want to be full on my own
<...
RUPI KAUR I did putt well, ... I didn't hit it quite as well today. I
didn't drive it as well. The par-th...
BILLY MAYFAIR Thunder boomed overhead. Lightning flashed, and the bars on the nearest window burst into sizzling, ...
RICK RIORDAN Before Rohan could reply, a new voice entered the conversation. "What's this?"
It was Leo, who ...
LISA KLEYPAS No, it is not. I want that facility and Rick Sanchez said I can have any facility I want.
ABU GHRAIB I know this sounds incredibly lame,
but I don't want losing my virginity
to feel like I'm ...
SONYA SONES Put down your glass,
it is time to dance.
If you want to get drunk
all you need is...
KAMAND KOJOURI Captain Phelan,” Cam asked, choosing his words with care. “Have you come to ask for our consent ...
LISA KLEYPAS nothing's news.
it's the same old thing in
disguise.
only one thing comes without a CHARLES BUKOWSKI Gaea?” Leo shook his head. “Isn’t that Mother Nature? She’s supposed to have, like, flowers ...
RICK RIORDAN Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?"
"Without me, you do not h...
RICK RIORDAN Damn it. What are we exactly calling a 'masculine problem'? Did he have trouble running the flag up?...
LISA KLEYPAS And then to Leo’s surprise, Catherine smiled at him. A sweet, natural, brilliant smile, the first ...
LISA KLEYPAS Ugarte: You despise me, don't you?
Rick: If I gave you any thought I probably would.
JULIUS J. EPSTEIN Let fear once get possession of the soul, and it does not readily yield its place to another sentime...
LEO TOLSTOY There are too many of them." Reyna wondered bitterly how many times she'd said that in her demigod c...
RICK RIORDAN So you can't live in Manhattan?' she asked.
Amos's brow furrowed as he looked across at the Emp...
RICK RIORDAN Oh, come on, Arthur."
"I don't want to hear it, Andy."
"Jesus Christ"
"He doesn't wan...
MARKUS ZUSAK Boo: "Go talk to her."

Callum: "About what?"

Boo: "Anything."

Callu...
MAUREEN JOHNSON ...Whenever someone says to me, 'Jerry Lewis says women aren't funny,' or 'Christopher Hitchens says...
TINA FEY Dreams hit the fan? Life unexpectedly take a turn for the worst? Here’s what you do:

Fi...
RICHIE NORTON Faith is not to believe
Or pray that Providence
Will help a chieve
Anything we wan...
ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES Empty Spaces

I wanted to feel less.
To not be burdened by emotion,
To not feel...
JACQUELINE SIMON GUNN Forgive the beggar
attention is all that’s seeked
and in return I never give
this ...
ISABEL AANYA LEIGH Gods of Olympus.” Piper stared at Leo. “What happened to you?”
His hair was grease...
RICK RIORDAN What a fucking destiny is that... or fate or whaatever is it?
...

COme on isn't it k...
DEYTH BANGER Everyone calls him Blockhead
No one sings his praises
Or takes him to heart...

...
KENJI MIYAZAWA it was the kind of moon
that I would want to
send back to my ancestors
and gift to m...
SANOBER KHAN

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His hair was grease...
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“Okay,�...
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Then he gasped and pointed to th...
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"Yeah?"
"I thought you'd want to know."
"Yeah?"
"Cerb...
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RICK RIORDAN Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," I said.
"That's not what I me...
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RICK RIORDAN Headache!" Zeus bellowed. "Bad. bad headache!"
As if to prove his point, the lord of the univer...
RICK RIORDAN your loved ones have been used to lure you into Kronos's traps. Your fatal flaw is personal loyalty ...
RICK RIORDAN Wisdom's daughter walks alone.
That didn't just mean without other people, Annabeth realized. I...
RICK RIORDAN The most dangerous flaws are those which are good in moderation," she said. "Evil is easy to fight. ...
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Annabeth squeezed my arm, then walked forward...
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RICK RIORDAN Not knowing is half the fun," Aphrodite said, "Exquisitely painful isn't it? Not being sure who you ...
RICK RIORDAN Annabeth gripped the hilt of her dagger. “A bounty on our heads . . . as if we didn’t attract en...
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Annabeth rolled her eyes. “Percy, you’ll be seventeen in two ...
RICK RIORDAN I learned a long time ago: Never bet against Annabeth.
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We stood at the river's edge, looking up at a curve of c...
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RICK RIORDAN I could have killed you.”
“Or I could have killed you,” Percy said.
Jason shrugged....
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RICK RIORDAN Argh!" Thalia pushed me, and a shock went through my body that blew me backward ten feet into the wa...
RICK RIORDAN This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.
RICK RIORDAN You drool when you sleep.
RICK RIORDAN Hey, can I see that sword you were using?"
I showed him Riptide, and explained how it turned fr...
RICK RIORDAN I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervou...
RICK RIORDAN Remind me again-why do you hate me so much?"

I don't hate you."

Could've foole...
RICK RIORDAN Leo: Rainbows. Very macho.
Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the...
RICK RIORDAN It's okay,” he said. “We're together.” He didn't say you're okay, or we're alive...
RICK RIORDAN Monkey bar," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swingi...
RICK RIORDAN She raised an eyebrow. "You got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain?"

You'd probably ki...
RICK RIORDAN Once she was gone, I knelt next to Annabeth and felt her forehead. She was still burning up.
"Y...
RICK RIORDAN Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked.

"It only works on wild animals....
RICK RIORDAN Percy: Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?
Annabeth: Come back alive,...
RICK RIORDAN You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?"
"Not even a little bit." I showed him that I ...
RICK RIORDAN What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?"
"I don't know. B...
RICK RIORDAN The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They w...
RICK RIORDAN A telkhine was hunched over a console, but he was so involved with his work, he didn't notice us. He...
RICK RIORDAN Percy (to Annabeth): If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head, I'd pick yo...
RICK RIORDAN Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff."
"Apoll...
RICK RIORDAN Young people don't always do what they're told, but if they can pull it off and do something wonderf...
RICK RIORDAN It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
RICK RIORDAN Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?
Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?
RICK RIORDAN I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?"
"Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple."
"Bu...
RICK RIORDAN My name is Percy Jackson.
I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding stude...
RICK RIORDAN Hermes gazed up at the stars. "My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons...
RICK RIORDAN Hermes smiled. "I knew a boy once ... oh, younger than you by far. A mere baby, really."
Her...
RICK RIORDAN It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inv...
RICK RIORDAN Like water leaking through a dam," said Piper.
"Yeah," smiled Percy. "We've got a dam hole." RICK RIORDAN I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mor...
RICK RIORDAN A hero can go anywhere, challenge anyone, as long as he has the nerve.
RICK RIORDAN Very slowly using two fingers, Annabeth drew her dagger. Instead of dropping it, she tossed it as fa...
RICK RIORDAN I said hello to the poodle.
RICK RIORDAN Nico, you can do this," Jason said. "It might be embarrassing, but it's for the scepter."

RICK RIORDAN Love is on every side, Cupid said. And no one's side. Don't ask what Love can do for you.<...
RICK RIORDAN Is this guy Love or Death?" Jason growled.

Ask your friends, Cupid said. Frank,...
RICK RIORDAN Images flashed through his mind. He saw Nico and his sister on a snowy cliff in Maine, Percy Jackson...
RICK RIORDAN You might as well ask an artist to explain his art, or ask a poet to explain his poem. It defeats th...
RICK RIORDAN Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing.
RICK RIORDAN The real world is where the monsters are.
RICK RIORDAN It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.
RICK RIORDAN I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.
RICK RIORDAN We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again.
RICK RIORDAN Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of h...
RICK RIORDAN The main courtyard was filled with warriors - mermen with fish tails from the waist down and human b...
RICK RIORDAN She whirled when the monster was almost on top of her. I thought the thing in her hands was an umbre...
RICK RIORDAN Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”
“Hazel,” he said. “Do you trust me?”...
RICK RIORDAN Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!
RICK RIORDAN She held up her calloused, grimy fingers. Leo couldn't help thinking there was nothing hotter than a...
RICK RIORDAN Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.
RICK RIORDAN Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped," he said. "We've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge fin...
RICK RIORDAN Huh," Leo said. "Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a tot...
RICK RIORDAN Um...is that thing tame?" Frank said.
The horse whinnied angrily.
"I don't think so...
RICK RIORDAN Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of wha...
RICK RIORDAN Frank imitated the voice of Vitellius: 'They're wimps! Back in my day, we died all the time, and we ...
RICK RIORDAN He [Death] pulled a pure-black iPad from thin air. Death tapped the screen a few times and all Frank...
RICK RIORDAN Just his luck he was related to this grubby old dude. He hoped all sons of Neptune didn't share the ...
RICK RIORDAN Look," Percy continued, "I know I'm new here. I know you guys don't like to mention the massacre in ...
RICK RIORDAN Part of their problem was Percy. He fought like a demon, whirling through the defender's ranks in a ...
RICK RIORDAN Juno: "All roads lead there child. You should know that."
Percy: "Detention?
RICK RIORDAN They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a littl...
RICK RIORDAN Percy tried to remember. He really did. For some reason, Annabeth and he had visited a spa and decid...
RICK RIORDAN That's because we keep weapons in the attic, silly boy. Do you think this is the first time m...
RICK RIORDAN Tyson, Frank is a descendant of Poseidon."
"Brother!" Tyson crushed Frank in a hug.
Percy ...
RICK RIORDAN Elections only happen in two ways," Reyna said. "Either the legion raises someone on a shield after ...
RICK RIORDAN You speak horse?" Hazel asked.
"Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mea...
RICK RIORDAN Frank stared at him. "Unfair? You can breathe underwater and blow up glaciers and summon freaking hu...
RICK RIORDAN They're Lares. House gods."
"House gods," Percy said. "Like...smaller than real gods, but large...
RICK RIORDAN I'm fine!" Percy yelled out as he ran by, followed by a giant screaming bloody murder.
RICK RIORDAN This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..."
"Repair boy." RICK RIORDAN Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?"
"Yeah," Percy said. "He sla...
RICK RIORDAN Percy scowled. "I-I know you."
Nico raised his eyebrows. "Do you?
RICK RIORDAN Annabeth's face, her blond hair and gray eyes, the way she laughed, threw her arms around him, and g...
RICK RIORDAN Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!"

He slung his M16 onto his bac...
RICK RIORDAN There!" Mars finished writing and threw the scroll at Octavian. "A prophecy. You can add it to your ...
RICK RIORDAN Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language."
Hazel tried not to laugh. "W...
RICK RIORDAN Hey!" said the guy in the video. "Greetings from your friends at Camp Half-Blood, et cetera. This is...
RICK RIORDAN Life is only precious because it ends, kid.
RICK RIORDAN Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
"But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure." RICK RIORDAN Can you surf really well, then?"
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.
"Je...
RICK RIORDAN Hera, do not dare take credit! You have caused at least as many problems as you fixed!
RICK RIORDAN He wondered if...his dad, Zeus, would write him a note: “Please excuse Jason from eternal damnatio...
RICK RIORDAN Usually I give demigods something simple like a shopping trip, singing a funny song, that sort of th...
RICK RIORDAN Nico danced around like he needed to use the restroom. "Does Zeus really have lightning
bolts t...
RICK RIORDAN If you look at it from any other side, it looks like a pile of enormous deer droppings, but Chiron w...
RICK RIORDAN Thalia blushed. "Hi, Lord Apollo."

Zeus's girl, yes? Makes you my half sister. Used to be...
RICK RIORDAN The god of wine looked around at the assembled crowd. “Miss me?”

The satyrs fell over...
RICK RIORDAN My faithful companion, Zoe Nightshade, has passed into the stars. I must have a new lieutenant. And ...
RICK RIORDAN Wait just a minute," Ares growled. He pointed at Thalia and me. "These two are dangerous. It'd be mu...
RICK RIORDAN But I've never even been to Olympus! Zeus is crazy!"

Chiron and Grover glanced nervously ...
RICK RIORDAN Kronos couldn't have risen if it hadn't been for a lot of demigods who felt abandoned by their paren...
RICK RIORDAN Your uncle," Poseidon sighed, "has always had a flair for dramatic exits. I think he would've done w...
RICK RIORDAN I looked at Thalia. "You're afraid of heights."

Now that we were safely down the mountain...
RICK RIORDAN Doesn't miss many meals, does he?" Zeus muttered. "Tyson, for your bravery in the war, and for leadi...
RICK RIORDAN The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods."
I hesita...
RICK RIORDAN As for my brothers," Zeus said, "we are thankful"-he cleared his throat like the words were hard to ...
RICK RIORDAN It's just Annabeth mom jeez!
RICK RIORDAN Хей! - извика Гроувър. - Тя май припадна!
- Гррр! - обади...
RICK RIORDAN Той ме погледна тъжно, сякаш мислеше какви цветя да изб...
RICK RIORDAN Синдром на Дефицит на Вниманието (СДВ)
RICK RIORDAN You're cute when you're worried, your eyebrows get all scrunched together.
RICK RIORDAN then things got even stranger.
Mr. Brunner, who'd been out in front of the museum a minute befo...
RICK RIORDAN There are parties and then there are huge major blowout parties. And then there are Olympian parties...
RICK RIORDAN Apollo?” I guessed…
He put a finger to his lips. “I’m incognito. Call me Fred.”
...
RICK RIORDAN Percy smiled. He knew the stakes were high. He knew this day could go horribly wrong. But he also kn...
RICK RIORDAN Hazel squinted. "How far?"
"Just over the river and through the woods."
Percy raised an ey...
RICK RIORDAN Can’t this thing go any faster?” Thalia demanded.
Zoe glared at her. “I cannot control tr...
RICK RIORDAN Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!
RICK RIORDAN In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame ...
RICK RIORDAN THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!"
Polybotes frowned, obviously confused t...
RICK RIORDAN Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes.
RICK RIORDAN Go on with what your heart tells you, or you will lose all.
RICK RIORDAN If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.
RICK RIORDAN She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.
RICK RIORDAN A big sacrifice is coming, and you won't have the courage to make it. That will cost you dearly. It ...
RICK RIORDAN Gaea?” Leo shook his head. “Isn’t that Mother Nature? She’s supposed to have, like, flowers ...
RICK RIORDAN Humans see what they want to see.
RICK RIORDAN Remake the world, a little at a time, each in your own corner of the world.
RICK RIORDAN Then she did something so unexpected Nico would later think he dreamed it. She walked up to Nico, wh...
RICK RIORDAN You will suffer, son of Hades!’
What else is new? Nico thought.
RICK RIORDAN This is so cool!" Nico said, jumping up and down in the driver's seat. "Is this really the sun? I th...
RICK RIORDAN Christmas in the Underworld was NOT my idea.
If I'd known what was coming, I would've called i...
RICK RIORDAN I had a crush on Percy," Nico spat. "That's the truth. That's the big secret.
RICK RIORDAN For a long time,’ Nico said, ‘I had a crush on you. I just wanted you to know.’ Percy looked a...
RICK RIORDAN He turned, registering a face with blond hair, and for a split second he thought it was Will Solace....
RICK RIORDAN Good. So you may be dense, but you’re not an idiot.’
‘How can you even talk to me like t...
RICK RIORDAN Nico," I said at last, "shouldn't you be sitting at the Hades table?"

He shrugged. "Techn...
RICK RIORDAN Oh, did you expect me to play fair?" Cupid laughed. "I am the god of love. I am never fair.
RICK RIORDAN With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
RICK RIORDAN Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile....
RICK RIORDAN Because I know you, Percy Jackson. In many ways, you are impulsive, but when it comes to your friend...
RICK RIORDAN Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wro...
RICK RIORDAN What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apol...
RICK RIORDAN Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind...
RICK RIORDAN Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.
RICK RIORDAN I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue pla...
RICK RIORDAN Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand...
RICK RIORDAN Don't you ever feel like, what if the world really IS messed up? What if we COULD Do it all over aga...
RICK RIORDAN She looked at me, like she was drinking in the fact that I was still here. And I realized I was doin...
RICK RIORDAN The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.
RICK RIORDAN How did you die?"
"We er....drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big ...
RICK RIORDAN Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between...
RICK RIORDAN Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs a...
RICK RIORDAN Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.
RICK RIORDAN I will call him Small Bob," said Bob. "He is a good monster."

End of discussion.The Tita...
RICK RIORDAN We’ve arrived,” Leo announced. “Time to Split.”
Frank groaned. “Can we leave Valdez i...
RICK RIORDAN Wow. When he started looking back on the war with Kronos as the good old days--that was sad.
RICK RIORDAN Images flashed through his mind. He saw Nico and his sister on a snowy mountain cliff in Maine, Perc...
RICK RIORDAN You promised, Seaweed brain. We would not get separated! Ever again!
RICK RIORDAN Nico, I've seen a lot of brave things. But what you just did? That was maybe the bravest.
RICK RIORDAN Annabeth?” Percy said again. “You’re planning something. You’ve got that I’m-planning-s...
RICK RIORDAN