Wake up, England.

They have one of the strongest squads in England - and when they lose matches it tends to be on international weekends when their players are unavailable.

When you lose as many key players and leaders as England did after 2003, there's going to be a bit of downtime.

My father was frightened of his mother. I was frightened of my father and I am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened of me.

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance

Golf always makes me so damned angry