WOMAN: Hi, where are your copies of Breaking Dawn? I can't see any on the shelf.<br />BOOKSELLER: Sorry, I think we’ve sold out of the Twilight books; we’re waiting on more.<br />WOMAN: What?<br />BOOKSELLER: We should have some in tomorrow.<br />WOMAN: But I need a copy now. I finished the last one last night.<br />BOOKSELLER: I’m sorry, I can’t help you.<br />WOMAN: No, you don’t understand. I’ve taken the whole day off work to read it.<br />BOOKSELLER: Erm…<br />WOMAN: I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS! NOW!<br />BOOKSELLER: Erm…<br />WOMAN: Can you call your wholesaler and see if they can deliver this afternoon?<br />BOOKSELLER: They only ---<br />WOMAN: And then I can wait here for them.<br />BOOKSELLER: I’m sorry, they only deliver in the morning.<br />WOMAN: BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?<br />BOOKSELLER: . . .we have many other books.<br />WOMAN (sniffs): Do any of those have Robert Pattinson in them?