WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY:
In your case, ED is not a man's name.

WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY: You wanna swing? Fine! See that tree branch? The one with the rope...

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Don't let your ego write checks your character can't cash.

another from the world of tweets

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

And his concubine played the whore against him, and went away from him unto her father's house to Bethlehemjudah, and was there four whole months.