Voting is not a right. It is a method used to determine which politician was most able to brainwash you.

It is better to be hungry in joy, than to be filled in sorrow.

It is better to believe an obvious lie, than to swallow a deceitful truth.

To win the people, always cook them some savoury that pleases them.

...they say if you don't vote, you get the government you deserve, and if you do, you never get the results you expected.

After the elections, voters are never given an applause.