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You speak horse?" Hazel asked.
"Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mea...
RICK RIORDAN Lord Bacchus, do you remember me? I helped you with that missing leopard in Sonoma."
Bacchus ...
RICK RIORDAN If you look at it from any other side, it looks like a pile of enormous deer droppings, but Chiron w...
RICK RIORDAN Now, leave."
All three boys slumped forward. Percy fell face-first into his pizza.
"Perc...
RICK RIORDAN This is probably a three-hour lecture, ... First, there's nothing new.
MICHAEL GREEN You're cute when you're worried," she muttered. "Your eyebrows get all scrunched together."
"Y...
RICK RIORDAN Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important.'...
RICK RIORDAN I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.
RICK RIORDAN Stop!" he yelled at the others. "Multigrain fighting is not allowed!
RICK RIORDAN The thing about plummetting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter - if you realize it's...
RICK RIORDAN Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters."
Iris looked horrified. "Oh, they'r...
RICK RIORDAN With great power... comes need to take a nap. Wake me up later
RICK RIORDAN I don't recommend shadow travel if you're scared of:
a) The dark
b) Cold shivers up your s...
RICK RIORDAN Live fully and without fear
RICK RIORDAN APOLLO'S DAILY MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH

"You are gorgeous and people love you!
RICK RIORDAN Bob says hello," he told the stars.
RICK RIORDAN Tyson put his hand on Grover´s shoulder "I -I will go with him."
I couldn´t believe I was hea...
RICK RIORDAN Look," Percy continued, "I know I'm new here. I know you guys don't like to mention the massacre in ...
RICK RIORDAN Elections only happen in two ways," Reyna said. "Either the legion raises someone on a shield after ...
RICK RIORDAN Um..." Hazel faltered. "You mean you won't... you're not going to-"
"Claim your life?" Thantos...
RICK RIORDAN Which reminded me...I still owed the gods a debt.
"You're a genius," I (Percy) told Annabeth.
RICK RIORDAN PowerPoint may not be of any use for you in a presentation, but it may liberate you in another way, ...
DAVID BYRNE A hero can go anywhere, challenge anyone, as long as he has the nerve.
RICK RIORDAN They’d seen his deepest secrets. They knew who he was, what he was. But they didn’t seem to care...
RICK RIORDAN They sped by a pack of sea lions lounging on the docks, and she swore she saw an old homeless guy si...
RICK RIORDAN I didn't answer, but, please—nothing is obvious with boys. For such simple creatures, they are qui...
RICK RIORDAN As soon as the rocky coast line of the island came into view, I ordered one of the ropes to wrap aro...
RICK RIORDAN Annabeth:My fatal flaw. That's what the Sirens showed me. My fatal flaw is hubris.
Percy: the ...
RICK RIORDAN Don't you ever feel like, what if the world really IS messed up? What if we COULD Do it all over aga...
RICK RIORDAN Powerpoint success: When it comes to presentation do it more like Steve Jobs and less like Bill Gate...
LILY CHATTERJEE Tyson, Frank is a descendant of Poseidon."
"Brother!" Tyson crushed Frank in a hug.
Percy ...
RICK RIORDAN hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i pub...
RICK RIORDAN Love is a growing, or full constant light,
And his first minute, after noon, is night.
JOHN DONNE I would've hit the water hard, but at the last second I changed into a falcon.

~Carter Ka...
RICK RIORDAN Somewhere behind me, Zia yelled, "Hippo!" Which I thought was a little late.

~Carter Kane
RICK RIORDAN If I were a flowerpot, I would've checked my hair.

~Carter Kane
RICK RIORDAN THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!"
Polybotes frowned, obviously confused t...
RICK RIORDAN I've come to gamble."
The old man's mouth twitched. He put down his shish kebab and leaned towa...
RICK RIORDAN Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Per...
RICK RIORDAN We have met the Devil of Information Overload and his impish underlings, the computer virus, the bus...
JAMES GLEICK Percy scowled. "I-I know you."
Nico raised his eyebrows. "Do you?
RICK RIORDAN It's stupid, what keeps families apart
RICK RIORDAN Give as few orders as possible," his father had told him once long ago. "Once you've given orders on...
FRANK HERBERT I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts -Leo Valdez
RICK RIORDAN If I'm going to burn, it might as well be bright.
RICK RIORDAN Maybe I should have resented him, but I didn't. After losing my mother, I didn't have patience for g...
RICK RIORDAN The most used program in computers and education is PowerPoint. What are you learning about the natu...
SHERRY TURKLE Would Grandmother scold him? Would she say, “Frank! Thank the gods, you've come. I'm surrounded by...
RICK RIORDAN I'll probably get a nap in there. I usually take a nap early on, maybe an hour, not too long. I don'...
AL HORFORD Percy, we're going to Polyphemus' island! Polyphemus is an S-i-k...a C-y-k..." She stamped her foot ...
RICK RIORDAN There are many true statements about complex topics that are too long to fit on a PowerPoint slide.
EDWARD TUFTE There are only three secrets to a great presentation. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.
JIM SCALISE Cinnamonrolls are good for harpies.' She [Ella] said.
RICK RIORDAN I work intentionally to try and make dense, complex things. We can move between genres and forms, fr...
ELIZABETH PRICE Not knowing is half the fun," Aphrodite said, "Exquisitely painful isn't it? Not being sure who you ...
RICK RIORDAN Your destiny grows clearer, Jason Grace. When the choice comes again- storm or fire- remember me. An...
RICK RIORDAN He scowled at Jason. "And please, I don't like being touched. Don't ever grab me again.
RICK RIORDAN Frank tugged again with no luck. Even Hazel was trying not to laugh.
Frank grimaced with concen...
RICK RIORDAN Right before the game, she strolled up to me. "Hey, Seaweed Brain."
"Will you stop calling me t...
RICK RIORDAN No more Lastrygonians.” Ella fluttered down and landed next to them. “Six minus six is zero. Spe...
RICK RIORDAN Rick has long expressed an interest in serving the residents of our community.
MAYOR SCOTT AVEDISIAN It's not that PowerPoint brought the Columbia down, but the method of presentation broke up the argu...
EDWARD TUFTE Un minuto más tarde, Annabeth
puso el pie sobre un trozo de musgo y resbaló. Por suerte, con...
RICK RIORDAN It'll be dangerous," Nyssa warned him. "Hardship, monsters, terrible suffering. Possibly none of you...
RICK RIORDAN The New Yorker is synonymous with the magazine cartoon, ... and this extends the brand because we've...
BOB MANKOFF To my wonderful readers:
Sorry about that last cliff-hanger.
Well, no, not really. HAHA...
RICK RIORDAN Yes, Jason Grace." Favonius arched an eyebrow. "I fell in love with a dude. Does that shock y...
RICK RIORDAN Before I came here I was confused about this subject. Having listened to your lecture I am still con...
ENRICO FERMI I'm a 24-hour tweet machine, I'm a 24-hour blogger. When there's no pressure on me, I ca...
QUESTLOVE There are too many of them." Reyna wondered bitterly how many times she'd said that in her demigod c...
RICK RIORDAN So you can't live in Manhattan?' she asked.
Amos's brow furrowed as he looked across at the Emp...
RICK RIORDAN It takes one hour of preparation for each minute of presentation time.
WAYNE BURGRAFF My best advice is to not start in PowerPoint. Presentation tools force you to think through informat...
NANCY DUARTE Kinzie smiled smugly. “You admire our base of operations? Yes, our distribution system is worldwid...
RICK RIORDAN Is this guy Love or Death?" Jason growled.

Ask your friends, Cupid said. Frank,...
RICK RIORDAN So now I get the scepter?" Jason asked.

Cupid laughed. Unfortunately, you could not wi...
RICK RIORDAN I can't pay attention for an hour and 15 minutes. It would make my life better if I could go back an...
AMANDA ALLEN A lecture is much more of a dialogue than many of you probably realize.
GEORGE WALD He looked like an evil male model, showing off what the fashionable college-age villain was wearing ...
RICK RIORDAN Second, simply use PowerPoint as a slide projector rather than an information tool.
EDWARD TUFTE Back in my day, we died all the time, and we liked it!
RICK RIORDAN Bless their demented little hearts.
RICK RIORDAN He forced his fists to unclench. "Look, lady, we're not going to go all Hunger Games on each other. ...
RICK RIORDAN That was probably his finest hour.
JUSTIN MARTIN Love is on every side, Cupid said. And no one's side. Don't ask what Love can do for you.<...
RICK RIORDAN He was making a brave attempt, but Jason could see the sadness lingering in his eyes. Something had ...
RICK RIORDAN I say getting a lecturing from Oprah is probably the most terrifying lecture you could possibly get.
JANE VELEZ-MITCHELL Swords can’t solve every problem.
RICK RIORDAN Monsters are eternal,” she told him, trying to keep herself from sobbing. “We will remember you ...
RICK RIORDAN Given that religious faith is an intrinsic element of human experience, it is best to approach and e...
JON MEACHAM I think Bell and Rogers are probably formulating their opinions on the subject.
DOUG COOPER The story of Psyche finally made sense to him- why a mortal girl would be so afraid. Why would she r...
RICK RIORDAN Poor Nico di Angelo. The god's voice was tinged with disappointment. Do you know what ...
RICK RIORDAN Ah, ¿esperabas que jugara limpio? Soy el dios del amor. Nunca soy justo.
RICK RIORDAN An hour is indeed a long time when you count every second
MUNIA KHAN You'll go out of your way, but it'll probably save you an hour and a half.
GEORGE BILLOWS Rick Perry is a weak governor with a record of failure on the issues important to Texas.
BOB GAMMAGE Come on," I said. "I've got some questions for Thoth. And then I'm going to punch him in the beak.
RICK RIORDAN I don’t define myself by the boys who may or may not like me
RICK RIORDAN Piper was maybe the most impressive. She fenced with the giantess Periboia, sword against sword. Des...
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I showed him Riptide, and explained how it turned fr...
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RICK RIORDAN Remind me again-why do you hate me so much?"

I don't hate you."

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You'd probably ki...
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"I don't know. B...
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RICK RIORDAN Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff."
"Apoll...
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RICK RIORDAN It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
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Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?
RICK RIORDAN I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?"
"Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple."
"Bu...
RICK RIORDAN My name is Percy Jackson.
I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding stude...
RICK RIORDAN Hermes gazed up at the stars. "My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons...
RICK RIORDAN Hermes smiled. "I knew a boy once ... oh, younger than you by far. A mere baby, really."
Her...
RICK RIORDAN It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inv...
RICK RIORDAN Like water leaking through a dam," said Piper.
"Yeah," smiled Percy. "We've got a dam hole." RICK RIORDAN I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mor...
RICK RIORDAN A hero can go anywhere, challenge anyone, as long as he has the nerve.
RICK RIORDAN Very slowly using two fingers, Annabeth drew her dagger. Instead of dropping it, she tossed it as fa...
RICK RIORDAN I said hello to the poodle.
RICK RIORDAN Nico, you can do this," Jason said. "It might be embarrassing, but it's for the scepter."

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RICK RIORDAN Is this guy Love or Death?" Jason growled.

Ask your friends, Cupid said. Frank,...
RICK RIORDAN Images flashed through his mind. He saw Nico and his sister on a snowy cliff in Maine, Percy Jackson...
RICK RIORDAN You might as well ask an artist to explain his art, or ask a poet to explain his poem. It defeats th...
RICK RIORDAN Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing.
RICK RIORDAN The real world is where the monsters are.
RICK RIORDAN It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.
RICK RIORDAN I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.
RICK RIORDAN We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again.
RICK RIORDAN Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of h...
RICK RIORDAN The main courtyard was filled with warriors - mermen with fish tails from the waist down and human b...
RICK RIORDAN She whirled when the monster was almost on top of her. I thought the thing in her hands was an umbre...
RICK RIORDAN Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”
“Hazel,” he said. “Do you trust me?”...
RICK RIORDAN Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!
RICK RIORDAN She held up her calloused, grimy fingers. Leo couldn't help thinking there was nothing hotter than a...
RICK RIORDAN Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.
RICK RIORDAN Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped," he said. "We've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge fin...
RICK RIORDAN Huh," Leo said. "Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a tot...
RICK RIORDAN Um...is that thing tame?" Frank said.
The horse whinnied angrily.
"I don't think so...
RICK RIORDAN Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of wha...
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RICK RIORDAN He [Death] pulled a pure-black iPad from thin air. Death tapped the screen a few times and all Frank...
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RICK RIORDAN Juno: "All roads lead there child. You should know that."
Percy: "Detention?
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RICK RIORDAN That's because we keep weapons in the attic, silly boy. Do you think this is the first time m...
RICK RIORDAN Tyson, Frank is a descendant of Poseidon."
"Brother!" Tyson crushed Frank in a hug.
Percy ...
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RICK RIORDAN You speak horse?" Hazel asked.
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RICK RIORDAN They're Lares. House gods."
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RICK RIORDAN I'm fine!" Percy yelled out as he ran by, followed by a giant screaming bloody murder.
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"Repair boy." RICK RIORDAN Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?"
"Yeah," Percy said. "He sla...
RICK RIORDAN Percy scowled. "I-I know you."
Nico raised his eyebrows. "Do you?
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RICK RIORDAN Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!"

He slung his M16 onto his bac...
RICK RIORDAN There!" Mars finished writing and threw the scroll at Octavian. "A prophecy. You can add it to your ...
RICK RIORDAN Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language."
Hazel tried not to laugh. "W...
RICK RIORDAN Hey!" said the guy in the video. "Greetings from your friends at Camp Half-Blood, et cetera. This is...
RICK RIORDAN Life is only precious because it ends, kid.
RICK RIORDAN Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
"But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure." RICK RIORDAN Can you surf really well, then?"
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.
"Je...
RICK RIORDAN Hera, do not dare take credit! You have caused at least as many problems as you fixed!
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bolts t...
RICK RIORDAN If you look at it from any other side, it looks like a pile of enormous deer droppings, but Chiron w...
RICK RIORDAN Thalia blushed. "Hi, Lord Apollo."

Zeus's girl, yes? Makes you my half sister. Used to be...
RICK RIORDAN The god of wine looked around at the assembled crowd. “Miss me?”

The satyrs fell over...
RICK RIORDAN My faithful companion, Zoe Nightshade, has passed into the stars. I must have a new lieutenant. And ...
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RICK RIORDAN But I've never even been to Olympus! Zeus is crazy!"

Chiron and Grover glanced nervously ...
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RICK RIORDAN Your uncle," Poseidon sighed, "has always had a flair for dramatic exits. I think he would've done w...
RICK RIORDAN I looked at Thalia. "You're afraid of heights."

Now that we were safely down the mountain...
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RICK RIORDAN The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods."
I hesita...
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RICK RIORDAN It's just Annabeth mom jeez!
RICK RIORDAN Хей! - извика Гроувър. - Тя май припадна!
- Гррр! - обади...
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RICK RIORDAN Синдром на Дефицит на Вниманието (СДВ)
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RICK RIORDAN There are parties and then there are huge major blowout parties. And then there are Olympian parties...
RICK RIORDAN Apollo?” I guessed…
He put a finger to his lips. “I’m incognito. Call me Fred.”
...
RICK RIORDAN Percy smiled. He knew the stakes were high. He knew this day could go horribly wrong. But he also kn...
RICK RIORDAN Hazel squinted. "How far?"
"Just over the river and through the woods."
Percy raised an ey...
RICK RIORDAN Can’t this thing go any faster?” Thalia demanded.
Zoe glared at her. “I cannot control tr...
RICK RIORDAN Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!
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RICK RIORDAN THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!"
Polybotes frowned, obviously confused t...
RICK RIORDAN Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes.
RICK RIORDAN Go on with what your heart tells you, or you will lose all.
RICK RIORDAN If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.
RICK RIORDAN She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.
RICK RIORDAN A big sacrifice is coming, and you won't have the courage to make it. That will cost you dearly. It ...
RICK RIORDAN Gaea?” Leo shook his head. “Isn’t that Mother Nature? She’s supposed to have, like, flowers ...
RICK RIORDAN Humans see what they want to see.
RICK RIORDAN Remake the world, a little at a time, each in your own corner of the world.
RICK RIORDAN Then she did something so unexpected Nico would later think he dreamed it. She walked up to Nico, wh...
RICK RIORDAN You will suffer, son of Hades!’
What else is new? Nico thought.
RICK RIORDAN This is so cool!" Nico said, jumping up and down in the driver's seat. "Is this really the sun? I th...
RICK RIORDAN Christmas in the Underworld was NOT my idea.
If I'd known what was coming, I would've called i...
RICK RIORDAN I had a crush on Percy," Nico spat. "That's the truth. That's the big secret.
RICK RIORDAN For a long time,’ Nico said, ‘I had a crush on you. I just wanted you to know.’ Percy looked a...
RICK RIORDAN He turned, registering a face with blond hair, and for a split second he thought it was Will Solace....
RICK RIORDAN Good. So you may be dense, but you’re not an idiot.’
‘How can you even talk to me like t...
RICK RIORDAN Nico," I said at last, "shouldn't you be sitting at the Hades table?"

He shrugged. "Techn...
RICK RIORDAN Oh, did you expect me to play fair?" Cupid laughed. "I am the god of love. I am never fair.
RICK RIORDAN With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
RICK RIORDAN Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile....
RICK RIORDAN Because I know you, Percy Jackson. In many ways, you are impulsive, but when it comes to your friend...
RICK RIORDAN Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wro...
RICK RIORDAN What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apol...
RICK RIORDAN Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind...
RICK RIORDAN Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.
RICK RIORDAN I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue pla...
RICK RIORDAN Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand...
RICK RIORDAN Don't you ever feel like, what if the world really IS messed up? What if we COULD Do it all over aga...
RICK RIORDAN She looked at me, like she was drinking in the fact that I was still here. And I realized I was doin...
RICK RIORDAN The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.
RICK RIORDAN How did you die?"
"We er....drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big ...
RICK RIORDAN Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between...
RICK RIORDAN Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs a...
RICK RIORDAN Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.
RICK RIORDAN I will call him Small Bob," said Bob. "He is a good monster."

End of discussion.The Tita...
RICK RIORDAN We’ve arrived,” Leo announced. “Time to Split.”
Frank groaned. “Can we leave Valdez i...
RICK RIORDAN Wow. When he started looking back on the war with Kronos as the good old days--that was sad.
RICK RIORDAN Images flashed through his mind. He saw Nico and his sister on a snowy mountain cliff in Maine, Perc...
RICK RIORDAN You promised, Seaweed brain. We would not get separated! Ever again!
RICK RIORDAN Nico, I've seen a lot of brave things. But what you just did? That was maybe the bravest.
RICK RIORDAN Annabeth?” Percy said again. “You’re planning something. You’ve got that I’m-planning-s...
RICK RIORDAN