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Lizz Winstead

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LIZZ WINSTEAD We've got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a...
LIZZ WINSTEAD I do a lot of reading of news so I can be smarter, and I do a lot of watching TV news so I can know ...
LIZZ WINSTEAD If you have a focus and a structure and then within it you can play and have some liberties and have...
LIZZ WINSTEAD [She noted that Newt Gingrich's half-sister, who has come out as a lesbian, works for United Parcel ...
LIZZ WINSTEAD As a stand-up comic, you have to do the road.
LONI LOVE I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic.
EUGENE LEVY We're excited about our launch line-up and convinced More4 represents a significant extension of cho...
ANDY DUNCAN I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.
RITA RUDNER I like my leaders smart and serious. I don't need a stand-up comic.
KRISTIN GORE My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop...
GRAHAM NORTON Two things I really wanted to be: a stand-up comic or a New York Yankee - or a really funny New York...
BILLY CRYSTAL Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even ca...
JERRY SEINFELD A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter ho...
PHYLLIS DILLER The Mob essentially created the term 'stand-up comic'—according to eighty-six-year-old comedian Di...
KLIPH NESTEROFF I grew up reading comic books. Super hero comic books, Archie comic books, horror comic books, you n...
ROBERTO AGUIRRE-SACASA Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of...
JOE ROGAN If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today wor...
JIM CARREY There are two kinds of males - men who stand up for women's rights & cowards. The choice is your...
ABAIDA MAHMOOD I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I d...
DAVE ATTELL I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll ...
MICHAEL CAINE There is 20-30 chicks a day I can have the choice of. But I can't stand that. Mixed up.
BON SCOTT Last Comic Standing will be an exciting addition to our summer schedule. The show gives unprecedente...
CRAIG PLESTIS Lay down like a floor mat and people will walk on you or stand up for yourself - the choice is yours
JIM GENOVESE Did you know I started out as a stand-up comic? People don't believe me when I tell them. That&#...
AL PACINO I don't make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare - in fact, unles...
IAN MCKELLEN Those of you who are not aware of my brilliant career as a stand up comic, I'm not aware of it eithe...
ALAN RICKMAN I stand up to people.
KEITH OLBERMANN We wanted to hear from viewers about why they watch or participate in call-ins on C-SPAN, ... Viewer...
BRIAN LAMB No choice but stand. Somehow up and stand. Somehow stand. That or groan. The groan so long on its wa...
SAMUEL BECKETT I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I...
TRACEY ULLMAN I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with...
MARGARET CHO I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They'...
DENNIS MILLER Anybody that'll stand up to The Cline is all right.
PATSY CLINE The Gospel can stand up to scrutiny.
FRANK PERETTI Most of my stand-up comedy is about being a small, scared, neurotic individual among the billions of...
BEN ELTON When they meet a stand-up comic, people sometimes remark: 'That must be the hardest job in the w...
ARTHUR SMITH Frank Fay ...
KLIPH NESTEROFF One of the biggest misconceptions about me is that I'm a comedian, which I'm not. A comedian...
EUGENE LEVY I didn't really grow up a comic book fanatic.
ALAN RITCHSON Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight.
BOB MARLEY Stand up to injustice, even if you stand alone
SUZY KASSEM I don't make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare - in fact, u...
IAN MCKELLEN Stand up! stand up for Jesus!
GEORGE DUFFIELD Any time I break up with Dawson or question him, viewers turn against me.
KATIE HOLMES Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight.
BOB MARLEY Look, I had a passion for comic books growing up.
BAZ LUHRMANN Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights
BOB MARLEY If the elected officials in this city don't have the guts to stand up for the individuals they repre...
MASON TVERT Get up, stand up
Stand up for your rights
Get up, stand up
Don't give up the fight.
BOB MARLEY By heritage and by choice, the United States of America will make that stand.
GEORGE W. BUSH It's important to stand up for what you believe in.
CODY LINLEY There comes a time when you have to stand up and be counted.
GALE SAYERS Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession.
AZIZ ANSARI I'm not a stand-up comedian; I'm not a satirist.
JAMES CORDEN Being a stand-up comic, this isn't a stepping-stone for me; it's what I do, and this is what...
BILL BURR Stand up! Stand up for things that matter.
BRENT M. JONES My great crime in the world is blunder I will get into scrapes without intention or any bad motive.
STAND WATIE Poor Andy Nave was killed. He refused to surrender and was shot by Dick Fields. I felt sorry as he u...
STAND WATIE People called me a hoodlum and a thug. But they didn't tell you I was a carpenter, an architect,...
BOBBY SEALE Stand up and stand out.
JIM GENOVESE To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in.
SOPHIE TURNER No marriage can stand up under the strain of incessant association.
JOHNNY WEISSMULLER From the age of four, I was a huge comic fan and still am. When Lost in Space came along it was like...
BILL MUMY I would certainly advocate for that. We'd be very disappointed if we didn't do that. We certainly re...
DERRICK CHOICE I would drive (by) there often and pray that no child would get in there and hurt themselves.
DERRICK CHOICE We are certainly proud to recognize Black History Month in our city.
DERRICK CHOICE Today, I am a touring standup comic who cannot stand up. Within three minutes, I begin to wilt, lose...
MAYSOON ZAYID When you're a stand-up comic, you live and die by what you say on stage. There's no director...
MAZ JOBRANI 'Blade Runner' was a comic strip. It was a comic strip! It was a very dark comic strip. Comi...
RIDLEY SCOTT Universal Pictures presents the Georgie Jessel Story. Ted Bessell is Georgie Jessel. Ted Bessell lea...
GILBERT GOTTFRIED I went to the juice isle, I learned something. Cranberries are taking over everything. What do you g...
BRIAN REGAN On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged...
BILL HICKS I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.
BILL HICKS Love in all its forms is very difficult ... to express. It changes, obviously. If you’re young, an...
DYLAN MORAN Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm ...
BILL HICKS I met Harrison Ford at Barney's Beanery. And I met Steve Martin at the bar at the Troubador. He ...
EVE BABITZ Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice.
SHAWN JOHNSON If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
H. G. WELLS I like to think I'm quite brave. I stand up for myself.
DAKOTA BLUE RICHARDS I always stand up for what I believe and what I want to.
FOREST WHITAKER If you stand up for women, then don't bash me.
OLIVIA MUNN Wrestling was like stand-up comedy for me.
DWAYNE JOHNSON A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.
AZIZ ANSARI You don't need to be stable to be a stand-up comedian.
DAVID STEINBERG Patch tipped my chin up. "If I could make this go away, I would. If I could stand in your place, I w...
BECCA FITZPATRICK I got into stand-up because I love stand-up. Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, s...
DEMETRI MARTIN Stand up for yourself.
Never give any one permission to abuse you.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA We're viewers with control.
CARLTON CUSE You look up at drama, down at comedy. A singer, looking up is okay. A comic, it's death.
BUDDY HACKETT They didn't portray comic characters, they were comic characters.
STANLEY GREEN Take a stand; go for the right choice. Don't just sit for anything; stand for something. Be specific...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR People need to stand up for their wrongs, as they stand up for their rights.
ANTHONY LICCIONE I got 'Delhi Belly' and 'Badmaash Company' because people from the production house ...
VIR DAS Stand up for what is right even if you're standing alone.
SUZY KASSEM They can be rather jaded. They're letting the viewers make up their mind without getting into the me...
ANDY RAMIREZ We're comic. We're all comics. We live in a comic time. And the worse it gets the more comic we are.
WILLIAM GADDIS The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I'm not going to freeze under the pressure. I'm hoping I can stand up to it.
CARLY RAE JEPSEN Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you.
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LIZZ WINSTEAD We've got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a...
LIZZ WINSTEAD I do a lot of reading of news so I can be smarter, and I do a lot of watching TV news so I can know ...
LIZZ WINSTEAD If you have a focus and a structure and then within it you can play and have some liberties and have...
LIZZ WINSTEAD [She noted that Newt Gingrich's half-sister, who has come out as a lesbian, works for United Parcel ...
LIZZ WINSTEAD The theme of the fair this year is All-American Fun, so we wanted to make it something that all Amer...
LIZZ HARMON It's very festive and upbeat. You can be a spectator or you can play.
LIZZ HARMON It's just so cute. The kids really get into it.
LIZZ HARMON Something the Fair Authority is trying to do is (to have) things that are ongoing.
LIZZ HARMON We've been waiting for a letter from the state for two years telling us that it's clean.
LIZZ GAGNON Norman is a loyal and trusted friend and does everything for my family. Norman made a foot-in-the-mo...
LIZZ GAGNON She is very consistent, both on her serve and defensively. She's a great hustler.
MEGAN WINSTEAD The stigma of child abuse is still apparent here. (It's) kind of like the road less traveled. Turns ...
CINDY WINSTEAD (The Allen case) touched my heart.
CINDY WINSTEAD At first I was very reluctant and for about three weeks I was unable to sleep.
CINDY WINSTEAD God has primed me for this purpose. He has inspired me to be a voice for the voiceless.
CINDY WINSTEAD It feels good to win the conference regular-season title, and to head into the tournament with an un...
JACQUIA WINSTEAD It's a community effort. We're trying to take a very negative subject and make it a positive one to ...
CINDY WINSTEAD They are such a simple and beautiful thing for a child. But it's also a strong message. It has to st...
CINDY WINSTEAD We're not your normal organization. We have no funding, it's just me.
CINDY WINSTEAD I'm proud to say what started with one individual has now grown to many equal-minded people and the ...
CINDY WINSTEAD He's in New York riding on a fire truck up there now. I've already sold two more to go to Ohio. He i...
CINDY WINSTEAD I don't think any of us were going to give up. We've been down before, but not that much.
JACQUIA WINSTEAD Of course, we spend a lot of time on the court but off the court, too.
JACQUIA WINSTEAD We know the feeling and how much it takes to take it to the next level. We were anxious to be here, ...
JACQUIA WINSTEAD She's a freshman. She's still learning.
JACQUIA WINSTEAD I think there need to be more female action heroines out there that are intelligent and not overly m...
MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD You don't have to play masculine to be a strong woman.
MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD Obviously, we're all going to die at some point. Whether or not we are fated to die in some way ...
MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD I think when I was 12, when, like, 'Titanic' and 'Romeo + Juliet' came out, my frien...
MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD I don't have phobias. I'm pretty laid back. Nothing really bothers me. I can handle things p...
MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD I think thinking about becoming an adult, and having to face up to your problems and face up to your...
MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD I think, like a lot of actors and people in the arts who are struggling to get where they want to be...
MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD I've been performing since I came out of the womb. I've been dancing and singing since I was...
MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD I come from a pretty scientific family. My sister is a neurologist and my brother is an engineer.
MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD Usually a lot of moviemaking is boring.
MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD I think a lot of fans immediately go, 'ugggh' when they hear that someone is doing a prequel...
MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD I can remember when 'Pulp Fiction' came out. I was, like, 10 years old. But I remember the i...
MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD I'm a really cautious person, so I don't let myself get into near-death experiences. I'm...
MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD I love anybody who's willing to stick to their own vision, their own voice, who's not easily...
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