Vic, have you farted?
(Vic: No).
What, never?

Office life taught me to be tolerant, lazy and a good gossip.

Freud's view is that all love is sexual in its origin or its basis. Even those loves which do not appear to be sexual or erotic have a sexual root or core. They are all sublimations of the sexual instinct.

Friendship is a very taxing and arduous form of leisure activity

Death a friend that alone can bring the peace his treasures cannot purchase, and remove the pain his physicians cannot cure.

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.