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Related Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-ins... GENE SPAFFORD Be careful of relying on the opinion of others, these are the same people that like liver. NANETTE L. AVERY She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your he... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m... SARAH J. MAAS The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison SARAH J. MAAS I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you. SARAH J. MAAS He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain... SARAH J. MAAS Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Hodor," said Hodor. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You do what you love, what you need SARAH J. MAAS I turned. Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere... SARAH J. MAAS That is one of the Laws of Usenet, up there with 'You can tell when a Usenet discussion is getting o... DAVID GOLDFARB I'm not saying that I'm better than anyone... I'm just saying that I'm one-of-a-kind. C LIONG A person of value have skill, a vision & a deep desire to achieve what they dream for. Happiness com... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA A man of guilt acknowledges and changes himself immediately on being hinted slightly about his fault... ANUJ SOMANY The school year progressed slowly. I felt as if I had been in the sixth grade for years, yet it was ... LUCY GREALY The value of a consultant;An outsider can see what an insider cannot see or has decided to ignore. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) A family is like a card game, on one hand, you can get a really bad hand and on the other, your hand... GARY F EVANS... The worth of a person’s quote is in his or her heart where it takes the birth and the value of the... ANUJ SOMANY Walking the rugged trail of the unknown destiny can be filled with walls crashing and cracks on the ... GARY F EVANS... It makes you wonder why the human race can be so selfish and self-centered sometimes, when on cold w... GARY F EVANS... To have a pet in the family is to invite good health into your lives.It brings happiness to all and ... GARY F EVANS... I can see you have a great deal of water in your personality. Water never waits. It changes shape an... ARTHUR GOLDEN كنت أصمت أذعن لمصيري. أحمل دميتي,أنزع ملابسها, أشد شعره�... مليكة مستظرف The norm which the society at large has set today categorically is in the form of preventive measure... HENRIETTA NEWTON MARTIN LEGAL CONSULTANT That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Kn... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN It is a lie. ARTHUR MILLER Like a deep sad note played beneath the ocean waving through the orb the memories of ... PAWAN MISHRA She made a fence of phrases, which seemed a treachery to herself. ELIZABETH TAYLOR You are the blood of the dragon. You can make a hat. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN I want to share this bed with you, though," I breathed. "I want you to hold me." Stars flicker... SARAH J. MAAS Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. Swift as a deer. Quiet as a shadow. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Quick as a snake. Calm as still wa... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You know nothing, Jon Snow. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. We die a day at a time BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA Until you have seen a herd of elephants, until you've see gazelles leap together, you can't imagine ... GARTH FAGAN History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Kehidupan perempuan itu sembilan bagian kacau dan satu bagian ajaib, kau akan segera mengetahuinya..... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Jaime smiled knowingly. Men will read all sorts of things into a knowing smile if you let them. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN it's okay to feel things. And be who you are about them. STEPHEN CHOBOSKY All concepts of making a point is another failure of communication. DEYTH BANGER I just want silence... nothing less... nothing more. DEYTH BANGER Knowledge causes depression and a lot of pressure. DEYTH BANGER This is going to take a while. I'm a fantasy author. We have trouble with the concept of brevity. BRANDON SANDERSON Be yourself and people will like you. JEFF KINNEY The best person I know is Myself. JEFF KINNEY If you play football, then for every goal that you score, ask your self, what is the 'grudge of a li... APURVA GAGLANI I don’t want to start thinking again. Not like I have this last week. I can’t think again. Not e... STEPHEN CHBOSKY It's strange to describe reading a book as a really great experience, but that's kind of how it felt... STEPHEN CHBOSKY The mightiest power of death is not that it can make people die, but that it can make the people you... FREDRIK BACKMAN Closed eyes, heart not beating, but a living love. AVIS COREA I’m caught between trying to live my life, and trying to run from it. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't want to be somebody's crush.if somebody likes me, i want them to like the real me, not what ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES لم يكن بمقدوري سوى الهروب إلى عالمي الخاص: إلى الحلم. أت... مليكة مستظرف Trumpet in a herd of elephants; crow in the company of cocks; bleat in a flock of goats. MALAYAN PROVERB Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi... MARIANA FULGER I would really, really, really like to be a legend like Madonna. Madonna knows what to do next, and ... BRITNEY SPEARS This is the Modern Man, who cannot save himself but wants to save the world. He is the Wise who... CRISTIANE SERRUYA Be grateful for every moment and every breath. TERESA COLLINS I was not a pet, not a doll, not an animal. I was a survivor, and I was strong. I would no... SARAH J. MAAS I sipped from my wine. "And if he had grabbed me?" There was nothing but uncompromising w... SARAH J. MAAS There you are. I've been looking for you. His first words to me— not a lie at a... SARAH J. MAAS I was not prey any longer, I decided as I eased up to that door. And I was not a mouse. I ... SARAH J. MAAS No one was my master— but I might be master of everything, if I wished. If I dared. SARAH J. MAAS He drained his glass. "I made a mistake." "It's not the end of the world if you do that every n... SARAH J. MAAS I will kill anyone who harms you," Rhys snarled. "I will kill them, and take a damn long time doing ... SARAH J. MAAS Julia poured tea gracefully, but it all ran over into the saucers. ELIZABETH TAYLOR The next day, the villages came closer together until the beginnings and endings could no longer be ... PATRICK W. CARR It appeared to Harriet that she was always the one who remembered having seen other people. They nev... ELIZABETH TAYLOR Would you like me to grovel with gratitude for bringing me here, High Lord?" "Ah. The Suriel to... SARAH J. MAAS Well, the big elephant in the whole system is the baby boomer generation that marches through like a... LINDSEY GRAHAM Let your true love be your lifetime treasure and beyond. ANGELICA HOPES Each man lives in his own universe and when he dies the world is over BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA It just has everything that a gardener dreams of. It's just awe-inspiring. LOIS WILLMAN Look to your heart and soul first, rather than looking to your head first, when choosing. Rather tha... JEFFREY R. ANDERSON The hoopla with all the award season is kind of mind-boggling. It kind of puts you on your heels. JEFF BRIDGES The saying sell all your belongings & give to the poor simply means "Redirect your mind to the verit... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in ... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN As far back as history records people thinking, thinking people
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ROB ZOMBIE The first private space of my own wasn't a dorm room; it was a hotel room in Tulsa, Oklahoma. ROB LOWE Because Microsoft seems to sometimes not trust customer choice, they salt XP with all these little g... ROB GLASER I understand why some kid in his bedroom in Wisconsin thinks downloading songs couldn't hurt any... ROB ZOMBIE You could have another downgrade. You could certainly have a stock market reaction that would be neg... ROB PORTMAN There's a certain logic to avoiding the haters, but as a strategy, it's utterly flawed. When... ROB MANUEL The main job requirement for a network-news anchor is thinking it's the only important job in th... ROB SHEFFIELD I think people have come to know me, and I don't deviate too much as an individual. What you see... ROB MARIANO More than just music, the splash of water or a lone footstep can put you in the moment. Sound is jus... ROB MANUEL I feel like dress socks differentiate you in a different way - especially men in suits who just have... ROB KARDASHIAN For me, the battle is finding the balance between wanting to spend time with my boys and then having... ROB LOWE There is a movie called 'My Dog Skip,' starring my 'Outsiders' costar Diane Lane. I ... ROB LOWE We always reminisce about how everyone tried to get Diane Lane's attention, to very little succe... ROB LOWE The world domination plan goal is that I would love Veronica Mars to become a brand like Sherlock Ho... ROB THOMAS What I support is a whole different approach with regard to drug use, and that is spending less mone... ROB PORTMAN I'd always want to decorate my bedroom. I needed visuals and to be stimulated by things. I'm... ROB ZOMBIE Web servers are written in C, and if they're not, they're written in Java or C++, which are ... ROB PIKE In their heyday, the Pet Shop Boys were the Interpol of the Eighties, dressing up to sing really wei... ROB SHEFFIELD Obama and Democratic leaders in Congress believed we could spend our way to prosperity, and I guess ... ROB PORTMAN Eddie Murphy, Bill Murray, Will Ferrell, those guys mean so much to me because I watched those guys ... ROB RIGGLE There is an analogy between conservation and education reform. The coalition around education reform... ROB MCKENNA Both of my books, 'Love Is a Mix Tape' and 'Talking to Girls About Duran Duran,' are... ROB SHEFFIELD Loving Duran Duran has been one of the constants of my life, but I have no idea what they would soun... ROB SHEFFIELD 'A Valley Without Wind' takes the idea of dungeon crawls and throws it on its head by castin... ROB MANUEL That's the rub about 'Community' - for all the high-concept cleverness, it really comes ... ROB SHEFFIELD New ideas stir from every corner. The show up disguised innocently as interruptions, contradictions ... ROB LEBOW Acting like someone you're not is exactly what it takes to realize you're capable of more than you e... ROB SHERIDAN