Unlike others who have been caught swearing on camera, I apologised immediately. And yet I am the only person banned for swearing. That doesn't seem right.
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Or if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self,
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standers-by to curtail his oaths. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE And then a whoreson jackanapes must take me up for swearing, as
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[Lat., In totum jurare, nisi ubi... QUINTILIAN (MARCUS FABIUS QUINTILIAN) And each blasphemer quite escape the rod,
Because the insult's not on man, but God? ALEXANDER POPE I wasn't born with enough middle fingers. WILLIAM S. GILBERT Bad language or abuse
I never, never use,
Whatever the emergency;
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particular man; an Angel drops on it from ... ALBERIC Though "Bother it" I may
Occasionally say,
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