Unfortunately there was some malfunction. Exactly what caused it we do not know.


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You think Nature is some Disney movie? Nature is a killer. Nature is a bitch. It's feeding time out ...
JEFF MELVOIN
The law is not so much carved in stone as it is written in water, flowing in and out with the tide.
JEFF MELVOIN
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
JEFF VALDEZ
George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted shopping?
JEFF MELVOIN
My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not ...
JEFF FOXWORTHY
Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing that holds it together is t...
JEFF MELVOIN
When people are committed to things, and the world view they have is no longer in alignment with our...
JEFF BAENA
There are so many books I love for different reasons. For superhero stuff, I always go back to Alan ...
JEFF LEMIRE
I like Donald. I guess I shouldn't call him that. I like President Trump. He's affable. He&#...
JEFF ZUCKER
If you only do things where you know the answer in advance, your company goes away.
JEFF BEZOS
I think we're programmed for hardship. In my experience, human beings are happiest when they'...
JEFF CARLSON
Kids can sniff out when they are being preached to, and they don't like it. So while my books ar...
JEFF KINNEY
There's also a lot of gritty Americana type of bands. I actually have a lot of Britpop on my iPo...
JEFF VANDERMEER
With a nation at war against terrorism and our men and women on the front line defending our homelan...
JEFF MILLER
The funny thing about 'Take Shelter' is that a lot of people talk about how it was allegory ...
JEFF NICHOLS
The basic social contract is that citizens agree to follow the law, pay their taxes, and devote thei...
JEFF SESSIONS
The enemies of freedom are waging an all-out assault on the Second Amendment to the Constitution, wh...
JEFF DUNCAN
I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see...
JEFF DUNHAM
I would go to bed every night and have dreams about having a time machine and somehow I'd have t...
JEFF MANGUM
Today, energy prices are at historic highs. Some analysts estimate that energy price shocks this yea...
JEFF BINGAMAN
I'm a chairperson for 'No Kid Hungry', a campaign for poor American children.
JEFF BRIDGES
As a strong supporter of our 2nd Amendment rights, I believe tougher enforcement of our nation's...
JEFF MILLER
This was one of the places people told me to go, it was one the big trips that you should see: Alask...
JEFF GOLDBLUM
When we talk about the things at Airbnb that are challenging and that they are going to have to over...
JEFF JORDAN
Airbnb started with 'air bed and breakfast.'
JEFF JORDAN
I don't think our government really has much of a policy about air travel. I would compare the p...
JEFF SMISEK
I don't know any artists that are really emotionally well adjusted. In fact, I think we're a...
JEFF BUCKLEY
A company shouldn't get addicted to being shiny, because shiny doesn't last.
JEFF BEZOS
It is a significant acknowledgment that the way people are watching television is changing and the m...
JEFF ZUCKER
Critics... They're like traffic cops. They say what they have to say, then leave, and another gu...
JEFF BUCKLEY
Just because an individual in his 30s hasn't found true love and, yes, there are opportunities t...
JEFF GARCIA
Marriage has been defined by every legislature that has ever sat in the United States from every Sta...
JEFF SESSIONS
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the wor...
JEFF FOXWORTHY
Corn is already the most subsidized crop in America, raking in a total of $51 billion in federal han...
JEFF GOODELL
The 2004 Election marks the first time in modern political history that Republican voter turnout mat...
JEFF MILLER
Reconciliation is a special budget procedure to change entitlement and tax laws. It cannot be filibu...
JEFF MILLER
It is no secret that our tax code is drastically outdated and burdensome to all Americans. Fortunate...
JEFF MILLER
I, in fact, have been involved in the construction of and the management of wastewater treatment pla...
JEFF MILLER
Every American knows there are government expenses that are absolutely not necessary. I disagree wit...
JEFF MILLER
As a taxpayer, I want to assure you that Republicans are doing everything we can to reduce wasteful ...
JEFF MILLER
It is not secret here in Congress we have not had the discipline in many instances to keep our hands...
JEFF MILLER
I've often argued that oil and gas exploration is a state's rights issue. It is abundantly c...
JEFF MILLER