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Ultimately it seems to do well for me, I seem to do better so instead of me being my own worst enemy, I'm my own best enemy I guess.


Richard Marx

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GROUCHO MARX Before I speak, I have something important to say.
GROUCHO MARX Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
GROUCHO MARX The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism.
KARL MARX I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
GROUCHO MARX