USER, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean 'idiot.'

Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.

People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'.

I do not mean to suggest for a moment that all it takes to be a top executive is a custom-tailored European suit. You also need the correct shirt and tie.

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'