Trying to make someone fall in love with you is about as pointless as trying to control who you fall in love with.

They stick you with those names, those labels -- ‘rebel’ or whatever; whatever they like to use. Because they need a label; they need a name. They need something to put the price tag on the back of.”

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

"Welcome to the Caribbean Love!"

I wouldn't say I'm a heart-throb. I just have a weird job.

Sticks an' stones, love. I've saved your life an' you've saved mine. We're square.