Trying to balance chivalry with equality, I always open a door for a Lady...then stick my foot out

My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull

I always splash on the cologne before a blind date because dogs can smell fear

Most of us need something not to walk away from

Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..'

I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over

The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one