Truth may be stranger than fiction, but fiction is truer

I feel myself alien from everyone; that is my kind of Jewishness.

The great networks are there to prove that ideas can be canned like spaghetti. If everything ends up by tasting like everything else, is that not the evidence that it has been properly cooked?

The television critic, whatever his pretensions, does not labor in the same vineyard as those he criticizes; his grapes are all sour.

People resent articulacy, as if articulacy were a form of vice.

The television critic, whatever his pretensions, does not labour in the same vineyard as those he criticizes; his grapes are all sour.