True drinking is an event, not an activity

Regrets usually begin around the same time as your hangover

Listen 90% and talk the other 10%, you will always be the smartest person in the conversation

If I am close to the end of life, take me to Capri so I may die in heaven

In a duel, the one who pulls the trigger first always has the better odds

In war there is no true winner, one side just gets tired of losing