Trinity is definitely the best team we played all year. They're certainly stronger than Harvard. They just have balance all the way down. We just found a way today. But that was just a great women's college squash match.
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Related We played a hard match tonight, but things just did not go our way. Tonight's match was a good tune-... CRAIG DAWSON We played the best game we've played all year, but it just didn't bounce our way. JOSH PINNICK I'm so proud of the team. The guys just wrestled great. We wrestled better as a team today than we h... CODY SANDERSON We fought back all year long. They have played that way all season long. I was pleased with the way ... DAVE MORTON That was a great way to finish heading into the tournament. Tonight was the most patient we've playe... EMILY GERBER I was really pleased with how we played. It was the best we played all year, unfortunately, it just ... ANDREW STACY We started out great today but just couldn't maintain our focus all the way through. GREG ALLEN I thought this was the best match we've played all season. We're not used to playing indoors, but I ... ADAM STEINBERG They just played more physical than us. The officials did a great job. They let us play, which is a ... JACOB GRUSE Everybody just did a great job. It was probably the best half we played all season. HERM VANWEERDHUIZEN I'd say our net play was probably the best we've had all season. We just played a very good overall ... ANGELA MOODY The best way to describe last night's doubles team is: Unintelligent play, ... It was just dumb stuf... BRAD MCKINNEY We played the best team basketball we've played all season. The energy in here tonight was just amaz... JEN UHL We just had a great team effort all the way around. I'm really proud of the kids. DOUG GALLOWAY It was close all the way. It was a good match for everybody. We just happened to prevail tonight. GARY GRAHAM Instead of breaking that bridge, we should, if possible, provide
another, that he may retire the so... ARISTIDES ("THE JUST") We make war that we may live in peace. ARISTIDES ("THE JUST") We had some good looks. We had the shots we wanted, they just didn't go down. We played well all the... LARRY REYNOLDS The kids played an awesome game and it was our best defensive game we played all year. It was a grea... AARON WOLLAM It is a statement for our program. It was a great team effort all the way around, everyone played un... BRIAN KALBAS I'm very proud of our guys. They played hard all the way through the whole game. They never gave up.... JOEY MARTIN It's amazing. I don't know if the kids are just bigger and stronger than they were when I played 20 ... GENE MORRIS We just played smarter tonight than we played for most of the year. We tried to probably play like a... XANDER RITZ The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. CRAIG GROESCHEL Malden Catholic played a great game. And we're very proud of our kids and the way they played, not j... DAN FONTAS This was the best game we have played this season. You can't say enough about our defense. They did ... ALI OMAR No doubt, they are the best team we've faced all year long. They are a team without any real weaknes... DERACKK CURTIS We just didn't execute the way we were used to executing all year long. Give Pittsburgh credit. They... BOBBY ENGRAM It was a great battle, they just played too well down the stretch. You could see why they are No. 1 ... BILLY CHADWICK It was a tough loss but the kids played hard. We just made some mistakes and Trinity just executed b... MATT MAGEE I'm really proud of the way we played all year. We played as a team and never gave up. DON NEISE Torturing Larry like that, it was just heartbreaking. It's only one game, but the way we won it and ... SCOTT GOMEZ I think we just wanted to come out and compete. Detroit is a very good basketball team. They came ou... JUMAINE JONES As a team, we played much harder than we have all year long. This was a complete team effort. CRAIG STINNETT I think our team has doubled in numbers in four years. And we have definitely gotten way better than... MIKE LAM They played solid today, we definitely hit the ball well. Last year we didn't hit the ball in this t... LUKE WESNESKI We were more aggressive as a team than we had been all year. Players stepped up today and we really ... BOB WEDIN Our lives!!! We have just all of a sudden discovered that here we are with something called life see... SUNDAY ADELAJA This was a very good win for us. We pitched very well for the most part. We played as bad on defense... BILL KINNEBERG They made a good run on us, but it was something we expected. Every team makes a run. We just didn't... JEFF WEHLING We had opportunities to score we just didn't play the way we are capable of playing. Luck hasn't bee... FRAN JOHNSON An exciting match. I'm pleased with the way they played. A real big improvement tonight, if we can j... JACKIE WAGNER We gave every team in district our best game, but their hits fell in, and ours didn't. We played goo... KATHY BARKER We have a young team, but I was just pleased we won a match this close. BRAD JOYNER Right now, Walther is the team that we have problems with. It's just a mindset, that's all it is. We... DON BEEBE Although we came away with a loss, it was definitely the best match of the season so far. We played ... KIM EVANS I'm really proud of the way we played today. These were the toughest conditions we've dealt with all... DAN ANDERSON Marshall County was the best defensive team we faced all year. We just couldn't finish in the first ... AARON MATTOX That was definitely a crazy game. I think it was just about last year, we didn't want to feel that w... ERIC ELLIS We're all just pretty disappointed. It was a long year, a tough year, a disappointing year. We're a ... KYLE KORVER We can be proud of the way we played. They are a quality team, but they got lucky today. I think it ... CURT GROTTENTHALER I'm just proud of the way the guys came out and played. In all three phases, we played an altogether... RICKY RAY It was like a championship game, it was that kind of atmosphere today. Either team could've won. All... GREG CHANDLER We were a little frantic because we were playing at their tempo. The players on the floor realized w... BIANCA WHITE There is so much balance to our conference. We just have to take everybody's best shot each week. We... BRIAN ALDRIDGE We felt that we were definitely the better team, we just had to show it. We knew if we played our ga... ADAM CAMPBELL I think we played great a great match. We got countless scoring chances but weren't rewarded in the ... MICHAEL BALLACK I'm very proud of our team, we played well. As seniors, it's a great way to go out. I'm just happy w... JENNECA CROCKER That's definitely the best we've played all year. That's a great way for our seniors to go out in th... STEVE AUSTIN At the point guard position, he's just so much stronger than everybody else. Even when he gets a guy... MARCUS KNOTT All in all, it's just a great experience to be out here and run with the best of them. We need to bu... KYLE BUSCH If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... Last year, he played both wideout and tight end, depending on what we wanted to do. That way we figu... BOB SAPP We played great offensively. We made shots. The offense looks a lot better, and certainly we did (sh... BILL SELF I'm just extremely proud of our toughness and composure all night long. I can't say enough about Nil... GREGG SCHAFFER We came into the final match knowing that we needed a win and we just buckled down and played like w... IAN WESTON We thought Dave would be a great fit, and he's done nothing but prove us correct. With our current a... JEFF LONG All we lacked was a goal. We played well and controlled the play as we wanted, but we just couldn't ... CARLO ANCELOTTI True terror isn’t being scared; it’s not having a choice on the matter. JOHN GREEN I is the hardest word to define. JOHN GREEN Break hearts, not promises. JOHN GREEN This is a great, quality win. Our best player didn't play the way he is capable of playing. ... It w... CHARLIE VILLANUEVA We know we're a good team. Unfortunately, we just slipped in the last couple of games. You don't wan... PAUL PINEGAR It was a great tournament for us. We are a much stronger team the way we played this week. It looks ... JOHN ARAGON It's not about style points, certainly not this year. It was ugly but we found a way to win and that... BUSTER BROWN Just because they were undefeated didn't mean anything to us. We just came out and played our best g... MICHAEL DUTY We played as hard as we could. That's all you can ask. We got beat by the best team and they were th... DOUG SCHAUER This is the best possible way we could have gone out. I couldn't imagine anything better than this. ... ERIC MEISTER It was an all-around great game for the team. This is just the beginning, we have a great future in ... CATHY NIXON We were just unlucky today. We had the chances but they just didn't go in. Against a team like that ... AMADO GUEVARA Our defense played well, but it was a little bit chaotic. Our defense is way stronger than they play... BRENDAN SULLIVAN When I put the three subs on we really went for it and they played a big part in the victory but gre... ALAN CURBISHLEY It was by far the best team we've played so far this year. We just kind of gutted it out. KYLE BROOKS They were fouling the hell out of me all game and we were down by 30. I was just frustrated. We didn... JOEL DIETERICH It was a great team win. It was our best overall performance of the year. The defensive effort was o... CARY THOMPSON It's embarrassing. I think we are all ashamed of the way we played today. There are no excuses. I do... CURTIS MARTIN I think about it all the time. Someone had to lose the game. They played better than us that day, an... SHANNON BROWN So far, every district match we've played in has been a great match. That's our district for you. As... DIANE DAVEY We could have done a couple different things down the stretch, but I'm really proud of the way our k... BRIAN SCHANKIN The Army game was just a difficult game to play. It was a consolation game with just flies in the bu... DON CAHOON A good team like that will jump on that and take more advantage of it than a team like San Jose Stat... JJ SIMMONS There's only one team a year that goes out the way they want to go out. We didn't go out the way we ... JEFF ADRIEN I thought we rebounded as good or better than we have all year. Lennox has a big, physical and athle... CHESTER COACH SCOTT LANGEROCK We played really well against Villanova and Georgetown. We knew the West Virginia match was going to... BEN BUCCA Kelsey just played awesome, the best she has all year. WILLIE LAGER We couldn't get out, couldn't find a way out. That was the most devastating thing of all. By the gra... BLANCHE JONES Just enough to get by. They never panic. We've been playing like that all year - just finding a way. GENE DEWS I was very pleased with the way the team played, especially they way they hustled and dove on defens... MATT ANASTASIO Derek lost to the eventual champion (Jonathan Torres of Windham) in overtime. That match could have ... DAVE D'ALLESSIO She definitely solidified our team last year. We have a young team besides her. The way she goes is ... SHAWN LYTLE
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